OCR::/Vol_094/WLURG39_RTP_19940916/WLURG39_RTP_19940916_001.2.txt 1* V‘JA!!t-ii!\!rT%"?‘t}1‘x‘ V I}f'.T'.7.‘ ' 5.-‘.«l-wt.“ =~ ’ .‘ ?M~ . e r 00 an ll rzca re ica e 216 him; and the president wants to kill him after Leafy slept M with the first lady, who only did so to obtain a l» British passport. S And in the midst of all this moves the good guy, a Scottish BY KIRK USONG doctor playing Albert Schweitzer to the locals. Phi Movie Reviewer All of these problems fall in and out, variously coming to _ _ the top or sinking back, creating a plot which runs like a ride h ‘ - i . in the bumper cars. _ ' . A Good Man in Afrtca — One star The situation IS not improved any by the directing from Some films, like Barcelona and Metropolitan, are de- Bruce Beresford. He treats the piece like a made-for-TV lightful little finds; they are tremendously under-publicized movie, with standard and boring shots. He keeps the film and unfortunately overlooked by most people. moving along, without infusing any urgency or alarm. He One notices their arrival at one or two screens in town, fails to take advantage of the film’s large cast or striking 5 attends with bated breath, and leaves the movie theater setting, much less the hectic plot. grateful for the experience. Then you can look worldly and Even blander than the directing is the acting. Colin Friels cosmopolitan to your friends when they read about it in the is given the role of Morgan Leafy, and he manages to make New Yorker two weeks later. this very sympathetic and put-upon character’s troubles a (This is similar to the grati- matter of no interest to the 1 fication one feels at being the audience whatsoever.The _ . _ 1%‘, only person in the room to own only thingwhich saves the h... ._ = I ' , , . 7 _ aCD from the “hot” band men- other roles from similar ‘ " A tioned in Spin or Creem.) _ disinterest isthe big-name ' ' 11030 by Betsy Green - ' ' _ ‘A"k~k~k — Go buy this as soon as it comes out on video. I h h Corn 1n In arden? 9 And this is precisely the ex _ _ _ “ , _ , _ appea e actors ave. 1” y°“ e t0 y g hovinsforwhen ll: ::'.;"::";:,3::1a..Y.:*:.2.l1::“;.z,‘:,‘: ;‘.,$.'.:;:*;fr? mate’ ms The Lee house garden was recently renovated to make it a prettier place for the I"'°kk°d‘° R°a“°k° “st Mm." ***——— Go see this film now, while it is still on the big the selhmponam Pres" Wilsons' guests to gather day to watch A Good Man m screen It is worth a few Oscars and the seven bucks you will dent; whereas John . Afrimi a “me know" mowe pay if you see it outside Lexington. Overall, “Better Imhgow and D'a"a R‘gg . . about post-colonial Africa. man can!» portray theeven more self- Unfortunately I discovered **_ on , tn h be hen f] ,N nh _ important Mr. and Mrs. vb Black Betty hauntingly action-packed mean yzzsngseizzabry or t is ing a " itt e- own seeiton videotape, especially if you areafano the actors or reprises is ro e rom a d film": it is really very blasé. director. 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S N 0 ll M u s v o T A E v A N Esmpm RT 3 39 College in men- 14 En — (as a mole) Stitlon Zebra" . in ville, Pa. 15 Auto racing son of 51 1965 fil , ‘-—- _ 40 Inc Venerable — lllcliard Petty Ryan's £iipress' T H E 5 I H C N A R F C R 0 W © Edward Jul lus OCR::/Vol_094/WLURG39_RTP_19940916/WLURG39_RTP_19940916_004.2.txt Senior Drew Hammond of the Dorm Counselors prepares to throw the palina, the small ball bocci players attempt to place the other balls near. Grand Commisioner Howison is visible in the background supervising the play. Allen Gillespie of The ectator a bocci ball towards the palina in opes of scoring Howison brings bocci ball b By ETHAN KRUPP Phi News Editor The old Italian game of Bocci has returned to Lexington for another year. Washington and Lee Bocci Ball Commissioner David L. Howison offi- ciated the second round of the 1993-94 Bocci Ball Tournament on Thursday. Four teams competed for the right to advance to the third round of the tour- nament. The Dorm Counselors placed first, followed by The Ring-tum Phi. The International House came in third, and T heSpectator, represented only by senior Allen Gillespie, finished dead last. Howison declined to comment on who would advance to the next round. For those unfamiliar with bocci, it is played with one small ball, the palina, and eight larger bocci balls. The goal is to place as many balls as possible closer to the palina than the other team. The game does require some skill to get the bocci balls near the palina, although j unior Paul Howe of the Dorm Counselors felt that luck was also a factor in the game. It is unclear what other teams re- main in the running because Howison has refused to comment on the status of any teams. The Ring-tum Phi, September 16,1993 L» , . . 4...... ...--«.2... . _; . »"i"*" Phi team captain Sarah Gilbert throws her bocci ball as members of the Dorm Counselors stand out of range awaiting their turn to throw the bocci balls. enough points to recoup a opening throw with a score of negative eight. Although Gillespie tried hard, coming close to a positive score, during the round of double point play, his balls rolled outside the playing area, causing him to get eight negative points. Members of the International House attempt to put their bocci balls into scoring position. On the right, members of the Phi’s team can be seen heckling the International House team. 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The administration and even the police have verbally supported our rights to occasionally get, shall we say, wasted. Unfortunately, the most popular spots to imbibe in Lexington are not the same as the spots most students choose to sleep. In other words, after one becomes under the influence, one must finds one’s way home. We like to be optimistic, but no one can believe that, for every drunk person in Lexington during a given night, there is a willing and available and sober and car- possessing designated driver. Often, there is no one who even fits one or two of the necessary characteristics for conveying an intoxicated person home. So, our mythical, 21-year-old, model student decides to walk home. After all, this is a small town. Better to risk a few stumbles along the way then to get behind the wheel of two tons of unpredictable steel. Right? Wrong. Lexington’s finest are on the first street comer past the Palms, and bring our model student back to what we like to call the slammer to spend the night. Because he or she decided not to risk endangering other people’s lives and the possibility of a “driving under the influence” arrest, the student is slapped with a “drunk in public.” What purpose does this charge serve but to punish people for choosing not to drink and drive? If someone is belligerent or passed out in the middle of Nelson Street, the police would be justified in taking him or her in. But in the case described above, the usual case, there is no justification. How can we avoid the situation? It is not against the law to become inebriated. Lexington police, however, have made it effectively against the law to become inebriated anywhere outside the privacy of one’s own home. Quote of the Week: “The Spectator. Conservative in editorial philosophy, liberal in bocce (sic).” ---His Excellency, David Howison, Bocci Com- missioner and World is Leader in Bocci Wisdom, after Spectator athlete Allen Gillespie sent his fourth out- of-bounds ball rolling down the Collonade for triple negative points. Ellis: itiing-tum ifllti Executive Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sarah Gilbert Managing Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Phil Carrott Associate Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Richard Weaver News Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ethan Krupp Sports Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stephen Williard Features Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Melissa Sawyer, Bunny Wong Photography Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Betsy Green Editorial Cartoonist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Phil Flickinger Editorial Page Assistant. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Michael Hewlett Business Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ransom James Assistant Business Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Malcolm Burke Advertising Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Frost Bush Advertising Assistant. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Robert Nelson Circulation Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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The Ring-tum Phi Post Office Box 899 Lexington, Virginia 24450 Telephone (703) 462-4060 Fax (703) 462-4059 HELL_O5 c.l9l0 OPINION The Ring-tum Phi, September 16, 1994 THE EVOLUTION OF THE SPEAKING TRA DI TION , , . c.1369 U.S. has vested interest in Haiti At a seminar I attended this summer the question of Haiti came up; one of the professors suggested that the United States could and should just ignore Haiti. The logic behind his state- ment is obvious. Haiti has neither nuclear weapons nor a sophisticated army; it provides no imports we cannot get elsewhere, and Haitian-Americans’ politi- cal force is non-existent. “political” refugees the U.S. automatically let in until last month, one will find that many Haitians qualify under the heading of “political” refugees than many of the Cubans currently at Guantanamo. This is not to say that Castro has not persecuted people for political reasons; however, as far as I know, Castro has not advocated wan- ton torture and murder of inno- cent people to the extent the Despite my great reluctance to advocate military action of any kind, anywhere, I believe invasion is the only option. I do think it should be an invasion followed by an almost immediate withdrawal to avoid charges of American imperialism. The mili- tary dictatorship should be removed from the island but only under guidance of the United Nations. If one looks at the crimes that have been committed since Aristide’s removal from office, I think Cedras and other top officials could justiflably be charged with crimes against humanity. Under no circum- stances should we repeat the mistake we made with Noriega, arresting them under U.S. laws to be tried Why isthere evenathought military dictatorship of Raoul of invasion? Cedras has. The answerto that ques- So why don’t we simply let in U.S. courts. tion is that we do have a the embargo drivethe dictator- stake in the future of Haiti. Currently, the U.S. gov- emment is paying to keep Haitians in detention cen- ters in Guantanamo. Whether we like it or not, our money is irrevocably tied up in the future of Haiti. There is also a more personal side to this. Many families have been separated by the ban on immigra- tion from Haiti. These are families who may have been in the U.S. for years. who have contributed in a positive way to American society. During my senior year of high school, a girl, who was still a Haitian citizen, was called back to Haiti to visit a sick relative. Despite the fact that she and her family had lived in Miami for several years, she was not allowed to return to the U.S. In this time of emphasis on the family, it is wrong that we are breaking apart families because of when and where they are emigrating from. We can also no longer hide behind the excuse that the Haitian emigration is the result of purely eco- nomic problems and not political. Admittedly, Haiti’s economy leaves a lot to be desired; however, I think if you look at the circumstances of many of the Cuban refugees, their first com- plaint about Cuba is the economy. The majority of United Nations mem- bers have recognized the futility of the Cuban em- bargo and want the U.S. to open up trade with Cuba. Most moderate Cubans feel the same way; unfortunately their voices are drowned out by the radical exile com- munity in Miami. If we simply keep the embargo from Haiti in the future? ship out? A few decades ago we instituted a embargo against Cuba — Castro is still in power. Now, if you listen to the complaints of the majority of Cuban on Haiti in place, won’t we be laying the foundation for an eventual exodus based on economic reasons The second goal of such an invasion should be to set up free and open elections. I do not think Aristide should automatically be put back into office. It has been approximately four years since cue--— I f we simply keep the embargo on Haiti in place, won’t we be laying the foundation for an even- tual exodus based on economic reasons from Haiti in the future? Aristide was elected, almost time for a new election. If the Haitian people want Aristide back in offlce they will vote for him. At that point, once the new president is in office, there is no reason for an American military personnel to be in Haiti except if they are on vacation. Perhaps then we can return the Haitians we are holding at Guantanamo to Haiti. We can use the money to help Florida take care of all the immi- grants that were let in prior to the August blockade. U.S. does not need to invade Haiti Al Gore has become the latest mem- ber of the Clinton Administration to restate that “one way or another,” that is, by force of arms if required, the military regime in Haiti will be re- pansion of democracy has always been an important goal of U.S. foreign policy, it has never been our sole objective. It is simple-minded to assume that we are preparing to invade Haiti simply be- moved and re- cause that placed with the nation is gov- legitimate emed by an govemmentof authoritarian Father Jean- s s t e m . B e r t r a n d NICHOLAS 14- C1)l’ba isadic- Aristide. This 9 tatorship (so is decisive talk WADDY’ is North Ko- by Clintonian i rea) and standards; the China iscon- credibility not trolled by a only of the ad- small party ministration but also of the United States has been staked on the success or failure of a third-rate military junta now governing one of the world’s most obscure nations. Given this bluster on the pan of Clinton and his subordinates, we can take it virtually for granted that an invasion will occur if the military regime is not dissolved within the com- ing months. Basic questions still re- main, however, even if the course of U.S. policy is now set: are we right to place such a high priority on the resto- ration of democracy in Haiti? And, even if this is a worthwhile goal, is Father Aristide the right man for the job? We might answer the first question by making it clear that, while the ex- elite. Why do we not invade these na- tions as well? The answer is, of course, because doing so would be hard. Clinton may indeed be devoted to de- mocracy for its own sake, but it is no coincidence that he has chosen one of the weakest countries in the world upon which to demonstrate his zeal. We should recall that while U.S. troops stand ready to invade Haiti in order to restore democracy there, we are also negotiating amicably with the govem- ments of Cuba and North Korea. Also, China’s status as a “Most Fa- vored Nation” trading partner was re- cently renewed — a curious commen- tary on our embargo policy against the Haitian generals. The lesson here is that Clinton is only a starry-eyed, gung- ho partisan of democracy when it suits him. Whether or not forcibly fostering democracy is, in the final analysis, worth the sacrifice of American lives is something I leave to the reader to de- termine on his own. And what of the doubts about Fa- ther Aristide? First it needs to be said that Aristide’s followers are not very sophisticated or forgiving people: many of them can be expected to demand their pound of flesh should their leader ever regain power. Aristide ’s infamous conclusive reasons to believe that a U.S. invasion could ever put an end to rightist assassinations (we can’t even put an end to murders in our own capi- tol, let alone anyone else’s). Further- more, the killing set off by a return of Aristide to power could be just as un- palatable. We have yet to learn whether a U.S. invasion of Haiti could ever achieve its objective of a stable, democratic gov- ernment there. It may be instructive to speechtohisfol- take a look at lowers just be- Haiti’s history, fore he was though. Ironi- ousted from the ‘ é cally, the U.S. presidency, in government has which he lauded . made the mistake the virtues of Are we; nght_t0_place ofinvadingHaiti “necklacing” such a high pt'l0I'lty on before; U.S. Ma- i.e., lacin a - _ rines occupied burnigg tgire the re,St0rat,1,on Ofdemoc thatcountryfrom around the neck racy in Haitz?And, even 1915 to 1934. 0|?‘ anl:PP9"¢m)a if this is a worthwhile th P;‘°‘:;l°‘3b‘Yé s ou ive us . . . oug , egoo pausetogonsider g0al).lS FatherAnsnde example of their just how dedi- the fight man for the neighbors to the cated this man -ob-) north made little really is to the -I ' impressiononthe principles of de- Haitians; they re- mocracy. Add- verted to the pre- ing to Aristide’s vious pattern of questionable credentials as a liberal- minded democrat is his reputation as a quasi-Marxist. And yes, there are political murders going on today in Haiti, but there are no The Ring-tum Phi. Available in your grocers freezer: 20 07231 0 authoritarian rule afterthe Marines had left. Will Aristide reverse the pattern? I have little faith that he, or anyone else, ever could. OCR::/Vol_094/WLURG39_RTP_19940916/WLURG39_RTP_19940916_007.2.txt _>~ The Ring-tum Phi, September 16, 1994 OPINION Riding the job circuit to Moline GREEN LAND Betsy Green A belated hello and welcome to my column. I’m sure all of you are fasci- nated by every aspect of my glamour- ous life, so I’ve decided to share with you a dark, moldy chapter of my life: my summer. Consider it the memoirs of a Working Woman. When I was forced to leave Lexing- ton, The City That Never Sleeps, for Moline, Illinois, City of A Thousand Forbidden Delights, I quickly found myself jobless and broke. My brother had just obtained a wonderful temp job. The Boy was paid eight dollars an hour to sit at the airport holding a sign that said “John Deere” on it. (It may interest you to know that in addition to being the City of A Thousand Forbid- den Delights, Moline is also the Farm Implement Capital of the World. I kid you not.) Inspired by The Boy’s good fortune, I trekked over to the temp agency to find a job to supplement my exciting career in the dynamic world of French fashion. In other words, my job as a sales associe at Express was not paying me enough. I was amazed at how quickly the agency found a job for me. In retrospect, this should not have suprised me, considering that the only qualification needed was to own a pair of steel-toed boots. Armed with my steel-toed boots and determination, I began my summeras a working woman at a factory called Export Packaging. What was I thinking? My day began at four in the mom- ing. This is not a good thing for some- one who has trouble going to an 8 a.m. class (Sorry, Professor Hall). I wore really old jeans, a W&L shirt to remind me of better times, and a hideous pair of brown safety glasses. My duties were not too demanding. In essence, the monolith that is Export Packaging is a division of Caterpillar. I took small tractor parts like bolts, screws, hoses, and big heavy yellow thingies out of boxes, counted them, divided them by destination, and put them in other boxes. A dolphin could have been trained to do this. I was paid five dollars an hour. The perks included my very own marker and stapler with little tags on them that said “Elizabeth G.” You can imagine the skills I picked up on this job. I learned that bolts are really heavy and greasy. I can now operate a hand jack. I know how to use a time card. Most importantly, I can waste time like a champ. Each task required about two seconds worth of paperwork. My precison stretched that time out to about four minutes. If I needed to get new boxes, I carefully studied each box before taking it back to my work table. I also spent a lot of time staring blankly into space. My job was not a pleasant one. It was tedious, and to use an industry term, “icky.” These problems were com- pounded by my su- pervisor, Margie. Margie is about thirty years old and has worked at Export Packagingforfartoo much of her sad life. Her hair is a tight It is rather hard to respect someone who comes to work wearing tered an environment in which I take no pride in my work and consequently make the occassional error.” I thought better of it and shrugged. I was prob- ably more upset by Margie than I should have been. I was complaining about how Margie thought I was stupid when my co-worker Phil, who wore signifi- cantly more jewelry than I did to accesorize his Manson shirt, said, “Dude, if your supervisorthinks you’re dumb, then go with it, man.” A good point. The next time I accidentally sent 5,000 Heavy Concrete Things to Melbourne instead of Morton, Illinois, I said, “Oops. Messed up again. What can you do?” Margie fumed, but seemed to accept this answer as the truth. E x p o r t Packagingwas really not the best place to meet interest- ing people. I found it pain- bunclh of ::u_rl’ls_ shirts that say Don’t ful toflisten tlo one ong an in e [Un rintable] Talk t twoo my co - back, which she p 0 leagues trying wears braided. 1 of- Me. I’m Stressed, to make sexual ten dreamed of light- and Midwest Regional in n u e n d o s [ng thlatt tailklike a Armwrestling Champi pbout pecan use. ma es me ' ogs. smile now just think- onshipsg Contenden Phil was mg about it. Margie, okay as long as to put it mildly, Iwaswillingto lacked good man- talk to him agement skills. It is ’ rather hard to respect someone who comes to work wearing shirts that say, “Don’t [Unprintable] Talk to Me. I’m Stressed,” and “Midwest Regional Armwrestling Championships: Con- tender.” Margie alsoseemed to find me mind- numbingly stupid if I ever missed any of the intricacies of tractor parts. One day she came and screamed about a quarter of an inch away from my face, “What the [obscenity] are you think- ing, you [naughty word]? You really [deleted] [deleted] this time! Why did you [fornicating] get this wrong?” I considered telling her the truth, some- thing like, “Well, Margie, I guess the reason I made a mistake was that your utter lack of leadership skills has fos- LETTERS about drugs, gin, and serial killers. The most fright- ening of all was a weird guy whose job it was to take out the trash all day long. I was cheerfully counting buttons one day when a strange guy came up to me. I had never seen him before. He said, “Betsy?” “Yeah?” I answered blearily. “My name’s Paul.” I waited to see what Paul had come to talk to me about, and found that that was it. Furtherpondering the situation, I found it weird that he knew my name. Margie, who had worked with me ev- ery day, did not know my name. Baffled by how I could be both Betsy and Elizabeth, she gave up. I was pretty sure that Paul also knew my social security number and what my score on the math section of the SAT’s was. Later in the day, Paul came up to me again. “Betsy?” “What?” I asked. Bear in mind that all I have ever said to Paul was “Yeah?” and “What?” Apparently I said it well, because he then asked me out. “Ummm... I can’t. I’m, ummm, Amish,” I answered. Paul ran away in fear and never spoke to me again. What could I do? His career was emptying trash at Export Packaging, and his bi- ceps were about as big around as my wrists. Come to think of it, Paul is a lot like Richard Weaver, only with a job. In a way, I learned a great deal about labor-management relations from my work. The offices of the managers were air-conditioned, but the places where all of us toiled, lifting heavy objects, were not. Every once in a while, the management attempted to appease us with popsicles. I tried to rally my fel- low workers together and to open their eyes to the oppression in front of them. “Can’t you see?” I screamed, “They’re just trying to keep us happy so they don’t have to invest any real money in our safety! They’re just trying to... Hey, they have green ones!” I’m sure all of you are wondering how I tore myself away from this won- derful job to go back to W&L. It wasn’t easy, but one day I snapped. It was a hot day. I was tired and had not had time to eat my nourishing meal of a whole lot of coffee before work. I was not in a good mood. Margie came over to me and said, “You’ve been [inappropriate for a pub- lication] sitting down too [not up toPhi standards of journalistic integrity] much on this job. I don’t want you to sit down for the rest of the time you work here, including on your breaks.” I was, to put it mildly, enraged. I couldn’t sit down? What was she going to do, follow me into the bathroom to make sure I was standing? I waited until the whistle blew for my first break, returned my coveted stapler and marker, wrote “Herein Lie The Seeds Of Revolution” on my work table, punched out, and left without a word to anyone. I was free. The memoirs of a working woman. They’re not pretty, but they’re true. Manning thanks freshman orientation aides To the editor: I would like to take this opportunity to thank publicly the entire W&L community for providing such an enthusiastic and supportive welcome to the Class of 1998 during the freshmen orientation pro- gram. Of particular importance was the work of the Freshmen Orientation Committee, and its leadership, Sue Krawchuk, and the Dormitory Counselors, all of who gave unflaggingly of themselves. Planning and organizing orientation activities and staffing virtually every orientation event — from Mandatory Fun 101 to airport shuttles — made for a very smooth opening week. Thanks also go to: Mr. Bill Elswick, Mr. Randolph Hare, Mr. Bernard Butler, and their staff who saw to it that all of the dormitories and other facilities were in immaculate condition for check-in day; Mr. Jerry Darrell and Mr. John Taffe and their staff who fur- nished the culinary touches for several meetings and special occasions; Jim Farrar, Rob Mish, Chris Main, Kathekon, Southern Comfort, JubiLee, General Ad- mission and Gordon Spice for the Alumni Associa- tion BBQ. Special kudos to Sue Krawchuk for her extraordi- nary work with virtually every aspect of orientation; Tina Hand for her work with the Freshmen Record; Ms. Joan Neel and the APO Service Fraternity for excellent leadership of the community service activ- ity; Professor Kirk Follo, Megan Femstrum and Peter Weissman and the Outing Club for organizing the overnight hike; Dean John Elrod for his thoughtful reflections on academic life at W&L and Professor Taylor Sanders for his insights into the history and traditions of W&L; Kevin Webb, Professor Lamar Cecil and the Executive Committee for a meaning- ful orientation to the Honor System. Others too numerous to mention also contrib- uted to the freshmen orientation program, and this general note must suffice as a thank you. I am pleased that the Class of 1998 was the beneficiary of such a community effort! Dennis G. Manning Dean of Freshmen and Residence Life USE THOSE SAT VERBAL SKILLS: WRITE A LETTER TO THE PHI. Interviews and Photos By Betsy Green TALKBACK Pictures If you have not paid for your yearbook pictures yet, you can drop off a check in Carol Calkins’ office in University Center. The cost is $15 for freshmen, sophomores, and juniors and $20 for seniors. Frater- nity members may use their com- posite pictures in the yearbook. Habitat The W&L chapter of Habitat for Humanity will begin its fundraising drive with the 2nd annual Buy A Brick for a Buck, to be held outside the Co-op Thursday, Sept. 16 and Friday, Sept. 17 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Film The Film Society will begin its 1994-95 season with Four Wed- dings and Funeral. Showings will be on Friday, Sept. 16 and Saturday, Sept. 17 at the Troubadour Theatre. Friday night showings will be at 8 p.m., and at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. on Saturdays. Calyx Did you forget to get your 1994 yearbook? You can pick one up from Carol Calkins in University Center between 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. and 1-4:30 p.m. Resumes There will be a resume work- shop on Monday, Sept. 19, at 4 p.m. in room 109 of the University Cen- ter. All students are invited to at- tend. Seniors There will be a senior meeting at 4 p.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 20 and 4 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 22 in Northen Auditorium. All seniors need to attend one of these meet- ings. Interviews There will be a interview work- shop on Sept. 21 at 4 p.m. in room 109 of the University Center. All students invited to attend. Outing Club There will be a Outing Club meeting at the Outing Club house on Wednesday, Sept. 21. All are welcome. There will be a hike at 11 a.m. on Saturday, Sept. 17. Women’s Forum The Women’s Forum will have an open house at 8 p.m. on Sunday, Sept. 18 at Fairfax Lounge. Re- freshments will be served. Security director warns of new Virginia laws Dear Students: While you were gone over the sum- mer holiday the laws of Virginia changed regarding drinking and driv- ing in this state. There are several sub- stantial changes that have toughened the DUI statutes. You need to know these changes: 1. The Blood Alcohol Content level has been reduced to 0.08%. You are legally considered to be driving under the influence if your BAC is 0.08% or, ~ higher. If your driving in1_paired,_-= (accident, moving violation, etc.), you could be convicted of DUI if your BAC is lower than 0.08%. 2. If you are under 21 years of age, driving with a BAC of 0.02% but less than 0.08%, (this could be as little as 1 1/2 to 2 beers), is punishable by a fine of up to $500 and a six months driver’s license suspension. This is a ZERO TOLERANCE statute. 3. If your license has been sus- pended for an alcohol related offense and you are found driving, the vehicle you are driving will be impounded immediately for 30 days. The court can impound the vehicle for an additional 90 days upon conviction. 4. As of January 1, 1995, your driver’s license will be automatically Vrevoked for _7 days if you are found driving with a BAC of 0:08%, or if you refuse to submit to a breath test. 5. Also beginning in January, you will no longer have the option of re- questing a blood test instead of a breath test for an alcohol offense. It’s pretty easy to see that Virginia -has become very serious about drink--,,._ ing and driving. Every year some of our students are arrested for DUI and those students have not found that to be a very pleasant experience. With these changes in the law, it will be much easier for you to be in violation, if you choose to use alcohol. The choice is up to you, but the penalties are severe. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE HAVEADESIGNATED DRIVER Sincerely, Michael L. Young Director of Security Don ’t post on Colonnade To the editor: ~ The Colonnade, including Newcomb Hall and Tucker Hall, is a National Historica Landmark. Please do not place posters or notices on the Colonnade, including the wallway. Your cooperation in recognition of the beauty of the Colonnade is appreciated. David. L. Howison Dean of Students Layout By Joe Framptom What’s your favorite Way to exercise? at Annie Plummer, ’97, Hagerstown, Md. -— “Walking out to Sig Ep to play pool.” Stephanie Fabrizio, ’97, Cumberland, R.I. —- “Aerobics at ten o’clock at night.” Ryan McCann, ’96, Mansfield, Conn. —— “Flipping the channels on the remote.” Vivian Stone, ’97, White Plains, N.Y. —- “Weightlifting 12 ounces of liquid.” Denis Riva, ’97, Woodbridge, Va. — “Late night rendevous.” .s.. 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