OCR::/Vol_105/WLURG39_RTP_20030210/WLURG39_RTP_20030210_001.2.txt 2' 3, pr ...~.r4” --7-. -52:. .,.r-4 reef ' earns ‘Sl1‘1l{€ one BY KATIE HOWELL Y EDITOR 1N CHIEF Kappa Delta received the first sorority strike last week for alcohol violations on “Tear Night” activities Jan. 1 1. Washington and Lee’s Panhellenic Council investigated al- Vlegations of the violation after faculty, staif, deans and male stu- dents approached members of the Council with concerns. Panhellenic found Kappa Delta guilty of alcohol of- fences after conducting a thorough investigation with (the help of University Security Director Mike Young. “The violations are in regards to alcohol being pro- vided to the freshmen on Tear Night and the morning of Tear Night,” said Kappa Delta President Amanda Basham. According to the Student Judiciary Council Web site ‘Ia strike can be awarded to a Greek organization in situa- tions of coercive or pressured drinking related to group activities, violations of Interfratemity Council/Panhellenic rules governing events where alcohol is served, violations of dry rush policies, excess damage to house property or coordinating the use of, or using, fratemity/sorority funds, group funds or slush funds, to purchase alcohol. “(Kappa Delta) will have two weeks social probation afier February break, letters sent home to all the parents tof members under 21 and to their housing corporation, community service and an alcohol workshop,” said Reanna Stahl, Panhellenic vice president. Under the Student Judiciary Committee’s guidelines ‘for the three-strike substance-abuse policy, organizations are usually fined as a first strike violation. Kappa Delta will not receive the fine, however. “We decided not to fine them because fines are not considered constructive punishment by the National [Panhellenic Council,” Stahl said. Basham said the Kappa Delta National organization is conducting a separate investigation into the charges of alcohol violation. Kappa Delta is the first sorority to receive a Univer- 7sity sanction under the three-strike system initiated at the beginning of the 2001-2002 school year. Five fraternities, however, have gained strikes. The Panhellenic Council encourages students to care pfor their peers if they are intoxicated. “...taking an intoxicated student to the Student Health Center or Emergency Room will NEVER constitute a strike. They are both safe havens from judicial sanctions,” the Panhellenic statement of the strike said. '4 Basham said all members of the sorority~both actives and new members—are handling the sanctions responsibly. “(The new members) have all been really support- ive,” Basham said. “We’ve explained that we don’t blame ‘them in any way and we’re all trying to work through this together to make sure it doesn’t happen again.” fie’ t :1 . sttrderrr i."tri£L‘t1itf)r>_;' . . . 1 g.1’ D-my APPOA(]ilNG. Lexington, VMI and Washington and Lee held a town meeting in Lee Chapel Sunday to discuss moral issues involved with going to war. James F. Childress spoke for the first hour aboutjust War Theory and the ethical issues involved in going to war with Iraq. . rrrzri irrrr . .. aria: J BRoOIi>' ' Huoaxmrsruiuanbcarii WANNABE. Martin Sheen, above asjosiah Bartlett of “The West Wing,” wishes he could play president on more than just TV. After Colin Powell’s dramatic performance at the Security Council last Wednesday, only the most remote bastions of American liberals refused to see Saddam for the threat I he is. Remarkably, our “friends” on the other side of the Atlantic did not seem moved. The U.N. ’s Resolution 1441 clearly stipulates that any false statement, omission, or other form of non—coopera- tion with the inspection process would be considered a “material breach.” Now is a do-or-die moment for the United Nations; if they do not enforce their own mandates, they risk more than creating enmity among Americans—they risk irrelevance. Let’s not let Sean Penn and his ilk command the spot- light on this issue. It’s time for the diplomats to prove that they know how to do more than double-park. Plagarism and deception plague efforts on Iraq Blair published dossier largely stolen from dated academic papers; is deception leading us to war? Things are getting a bit murky in the world of international politics. E! In a time when world leaders are trying to make cases against Iraq and convince those skeptical that war is the only option, the truth is not always what is to be found. “Blair acknowledges flaws in Iraq dossier,” from Friday’s Washington Post, shedsfil light on the issue by point- ing out some major flaws in the docu- ments that the British Prime Minis- ter used to convince British citi- zens of the severity needed in dealing with the Iraqi nation. The nineteen-page dossier, entitled “Iraq —— Its Infrastructure of Conceal- ment, Deception and Intimidation,” states in its introduction that it was writ- ten using several accountable sources, including intelligence material. How- ever, when the British intelligence ser- vice was asked about the document their spokesman stated that they were in no way involved in the creation of the _ document.DTheir only explanation was 4 that the document was solely a creation of 10 Downing Street. What is more, the document is not even as genuine as that.ElUpon further inspection, the document is found to be mostly carbon copies of academic papers.l]Blai'rs dossier used excerpts from a twelve year old paper written by a California graduate student that re- ferred to intelligence reports leading up to the Gulf War.l1This portion of the LEi~'i or CENTER NICK RAMSEY ‘O3 FAKE Like Tom Skeham, a Tony Blair look-alike, the Prime Ministers dossier Wasn’t all it seemed ons inspector Scott Ritter, who opposes President Bush’s Iraq policy. The Prime Minister’s press secre- taries also were forced to admit that the off1ce’s junior communications staff, not British intelligence, assembled much of the dossier. V But deception does not stop here}? We other academic papers were used in this falsified report, including a paper from last year published in the Middle East Review of International Affairsfl That article's author, Cambridge‘ University lecturer Glen Rangwala stated that by his calculations eleven of the nineteen pages of Blair’s dossier “were taken wholesale from academic papers,” reported the Post. Here in the U.S., the problem is that this dossier was cited by Colin Powell in his address to the United Nations Security Council last Wednesday.DPowell praised the docu- ment for its “exquisite detail.” How can a plagiarized document relying on re- ports that are more than a decade old give any relevant information to cur- rent situations in Iraq? I am still not saying that there is i no problem with Saddam Hussein’s actions.DHoweve,rI think a statement made by Britain’s former Defense Min- ister Peter Kilfoyle says it best: U “Itjust adds to the general impression that what we have been treated to is a far- rago of half-truths, assertions and over-the-top spin. I am afraid this is typical of the way in which the whole question of a potential war on Iraq is LETTERS, FROM PAGE 3 ,1 Blacks not underrepresented in Greeks Dear Editor, I am writing to respond to last weeks article “Blacks rush, pledge” and I’d like to title this response “Whites choose to ignore big picture.” The fact of the matter is that the school does not really present Greek organizations as racist and a number of minority stu- dents do not have the belief that they are. Since we want to talk statistics, I’d like to point out that among the population ofblack students there are about 21 males. Of that‘2l there are currently about six participat- ing iri the Greek system. That is over 25%. In other words, over a quarter of the minorities eligible to be part of a frater- nity do so. I think that statistically that is a pretty big chunk. O For some reason, it is difficult for people to accept that most black students do not want to spend thou- sands of dollars to listen to bands we don’t like, drink beer we don’t want and participate in a host of other events that don’t appeal to us. Those who are inter- ested in such things go for it and are supported by the black community. In fact there have some cases in which a black student has been both Greek and a member of MSA at the same time. So you cannot accuse MSA of . encouraging segregation in that manner. We are on a small campus full of individuals and we should respect and appreciate each other as indi- viduals and stop trying to make everyone be the same. 0 Sincerely, Kaela Harmon ‘05 “Know” was a no-no Dear Editor, On the point that the original Hebrew word trans- lated “know” in Genesis 19:5 does not have sexual impli- cations, look at these verses in Genesis which use the same Hebrew root, yadha: 4:17, 4:25, 19:8, 24:16, and 38:26. It is true that the same root is used in an innocent sense in other verses, but the context of “know” in these 0 verses makes it clear that it is not quite so innocent. Indeed, Lot characterizes the Sodomites’ request to “know” as wicked. How would a desire to meet someone be a breach of hospitality and wicked, deserving of the total destruction of two cities? Additionally, why would , Lot offer his virgin daughters in place of his visitors? The theory that “the sin” of Sodom and Gomorrah was inhospitality simply does not hold up under scrutiny. Sodom and Gomorrah were wicked in all their ways. .- It is true that the Bible has been used to justify evils in the past. But Christ’s message was about more than love and acceptancewit was also about truth, faith, repentance, and salvation. “Repent: for the king- dom of heaven is at hand” (Matthew 4:17). “He that believeth in him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already” (John 3: 18). In the fiiture, Mr. Ramsey, you might do more thor- ough research. Sincerely, Kyle Sulli, ‘06 Lewis wrong on abortion,‘ God does care Dear Editor, Rian Lewis’ (“Abortion better off Legal,” February 3) argument is shaky at best, and downright unintellectual at worst. In fact, I was frightened when 1 read it. She seems to argue that because in “medieval times” poor, victimized would-be mothers induced miscarriages and carried out abortions, we should be thankful of the “safe, sterile” abortions that modern medicine provides. There is no such thing as a “safe” abortion—successful abortions have a 100% fatality rate, guaranteed. Once again, the disarming rhetoric of “rights con- cerning a woman’s body” is laid on thick. Hiding be- hind the term “pro-choice,” she believes that a woman has the right to choose whether or not to abort the baby. So, if you support her choice . . . and her choice is to abort . . . then you are for abortion in these cases. As misguided as Lewis is, she is a gift from God. In fact, the acts of love and sexual union are also gifts from God. So don’t kid yourself; God has everything to do with every action and every sexual union. The mis- use and abuse of one of God’s greatest gifts is not something to be taken lightly, horny or not. If I were Ms. Lewis, I wouldn’t.be as concerned with the Supreme Court as I would be with my court date in front of The Most Supreme. 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After finally mustering up Ithe courage to cross over and make the dangerous voyage over to VMI, I felt better because I know that I don ’t have to attend school in that prison. Well enough of this digression, lets get back to the destination at hand... The Marshall Museum is dedicated to one of VMI’s most beloved and well-known alumni, George C. Marshall. In 1901, Marshall graduated from the Virginia Military Institute as the highest ranking cadet. Upon rjgraduation, he then joined the military and was trained as an officer prior to the outbreak of World War I. In 1939, Franklin D. Roosevelt chose Marshall to be the Army Chief of Staff. Most of you probably know Marshall best for his famous “Marshall Plan”, which he formulated as Secretary of State after the second World War. He was given the Nobel Peace Prize in 1953 for his work in this office. If you are a big WWII buff, or even ifyoujust like (the military a lot, then I would recommend that you go and visit this historical museum. I personally thought that the museum had way too much information that you had to read. To fully take in all that this museum has to offer, one would spend a large amount of time ‘doing nothing but reading. There are some audio and visual aids to enhance your tour of the museum; 4' *Playin’ in basement “Art enhances the soul. ” “Music gives hope in the existence of a God. ” :7 —Kurt Vonnegut Java Night at the GHQ: what’s expected is never there, while the unexpected is always sitting at the table next to you, waiting for that ideal time ‘when you think everything is fine and ordinary to surprise you once more. (Hence, all attempts at studying during Java will prove to be a futile effort.) ,» Upon hearing about “Alex Wilkins and Friends” playing at Java, I decided to waltz on over to the GHQ. With a test the next morning, I planned to settle comfortably in a booth, have a nice latte and listen to the music while diligently reviewing my notes on ’‘ plate tectonics (oceanography class). As it turned out, “Alex Wilkins and Friends” surprised me with the unexpected. Walking into the GHQ’s “basement,” I ‘ discovered that not only was the band interacting with the audience, but also one of the band members was actually verbally assaulting a front- row audience member! What the Vheck? I thought myself with smile. The band member continued his banter, continually directed at that poor, distraught soul in the audience, until finally dedicating the next "song to him, entitled, “Grieco.” The band members are an eclectic and somewhat random group: Alex Wilkins, the so-called #“ringleader” of the group, confident and always in control; Jordan Wolff, the humorous, sarcastic, and light—hearted guitar player (and who writes songs like “Grieco”); Connor Kirsch playing the percussion - a chill, come-what—may type of guy; and Laurence Eaton who sings the laid—back Robert Earl or Willie Nelson songs — a quiet, content dreamer on the mandolin and bass. So what happens when you throw four distinct xand opposing personalitiestogether in a band? It’s either a) complete disaster from the start or b) a reflection of diversity in its most flavorful light — a melting pot of gold. Alright, so that sounds a bit cheesy and the band ‘(members themselves are probably leaning more towards answer “a.” However, I thought the show was an “extra”ordinary (meaning, much more than ordinary) mix of genres, themes, and tunes. Playing y the latest hits from the DJ party Saturday night (“Hey, must be the money!”) mixed with some Rolling Stones and Beatles, while occasionally throwing in a few of those down-to—earth cowboy tunes, the band presented the audience with a wonderful blend of ‘feel good music, poetry, and nostalgia. And with several self-written songs, “Alex Wilkins and Friends” definitely created for themselves a profoundly unique persona and a show nothing short of craziness, fun, );and good times. They’re the new and upcoming band — so be sure to hear them play: Wednesday of Honor Scholars Week (place TBA). According to Wilkins, “We’ll play anytime, anywhere, for any large amount of money!” ‘Oh, and they’re in search for a new band name — any ideas? I ' Write for Life! ON THE ARTS _LAURA LEIGH BIRDWELL ‘O3 call x4060 or email guyc@wlu.edu The highlight of the Marshall museum experience would certainly have to be the replica army jeep located in the front hall. The best part of it is that they will even let you climb up in it and play around. Luckily, this museum tour is free to all visiting students from Washington and Lee. Otherwise, I would have been extremely disappointed that I had spent my good money to visit this place. And I definitely wouldn’t ever even think of taking a date here. I would feel really bad giving this historical museum zero tridents, so I decided that I would give it one. But after walking out of the museum, looking across the parade grounds, and being overwhelmed with the feeling of“Damn I’m so glad that I don’t go to school here,” I had to give it an extra half trident just for that. Haynes and Jeb give the Marshall Museum 1 1/2 out of5 Tridents. Haynes and J eb will be back in March to give more travel advice W&L needs code of behavior for laundry room BY AsHLEY METZLOFF STAFF WRITER We’ve all done it. And at some point in our lives, we’ve all had it done for us. No, I’m not talking about that (whatever your that may be, it definitely isn’t what I’m talking about); I’m talking about laundry! Laundry is the bane of every working person’s existence, a constant but necessary evil that has plagued mankind since the exeunt from the Garden of Eden. We all need to wear clothes unless we are the young gentleman from 31 l, and we all have to wash those clothes in order to exist and function in modern- day society. After all, no one wants to be the stinky kid. So what we’re going to talk about today, boys and girls, is the culture of what I like to call laundry etiquette. I first noticed that laundry had an overt culture when I came to W&L this past fall. Until then I had always done laundry in the privacy of my own home (I still do my own laundry when I go home), but with my entry into the brave new world of college also came the entry into the brave new world of... using public laundry machines. There are several problems with public laundry culture; basically, some people have proper laundry etiquette, and some do not. There are two main types of launderers: those who dump the previous occupant’s laundry wherever is convenient so they can do their own wash, and those who show up at the exact minute when their clothes are finished so they may protect their precious clothes from being thrown wherever is convenient for the person who is stalking their machine like an intent bird of prey. Perhaps the “remove promptly” types are concerned about wrinkles, perhaps they don’t like the idea of their newly washed clothes being thrown haphazardly down onto the dusty floor, or perhaps they just don’t like the idea of a stranger plunging their dirty hands that have been Lord—knows-where into an elbow-deep pile of their unmentionables. Whatever the reason, these members of the “remove promptly” class certainly have their act together. Yay for them! As for those of you who fall into the dumper category, shame! How could you? Why can you not wait? Surely you must have faith in the launderer before you, surely you must believe that any moment they will come to rescue their parent-paid-for clothes, fold them diligently and with the utmost of care, thus freeing up the machine and allowing you to use it to its fullest potential and continue the great laundry circle oflife. But you... You lose hope so quickly. Perhaps you have tried to hold out before and have been bitterly disappointed, waiting on the same washer for three consecutive days, staying up nights watching and waiting, watching and waiting until you became as dejected as Ms. Havisham from Great Expectations and lost all hope. I can see you now in that first bitter moment: You step in with your plastic hamper full of crumpled clothing and scan the machines to see if any are unoccupied. Seeing that none are, you look at the machines with wads and wads of finished clothing still inside, and then the idea first leaks into your mind All you have to do to complete your own wash is... move them. It all seems so simple, so trivial, but then comes the moral questioning. Is it right to move someone else’s clothes without their permission? Your mother always told you not to mess with things that don’t belong to you, so you scan the premises to see ifthe owner is absentmindedly standing by. The only person you see is me sitting on top of a washing machine appearing to do homework while I’m really I FIRST NOTICED THAT LAUNDRY HAD AN OVERT CULTURE \x/HEN I CAME TO W&L THIS PAST ‘ PALL.TIIERE ARE sEvERAL PROBLEMS WITH PUBLIC LAUNDRY CULTURE; BASICAIIY, SOME PEOPLE HAVE PROPER LAUNDRY ETIQUETTE, AND SOME DO NOT. IE3 BRooIc/ 7heRing4um Phi - THE PRIDE or: VMI: The Virginia Military Institutes Marshall Museum and itsjeep (insert) are free to all W&L students. watching your every move to see what you’ll do next I because I’m doing laundry research, and since I clearly do not wear boxers, you decide that the owner is not present. You shift in your steps, befuzzled and confused, and finally after a full three seconds, you i decide to do what’s best for you. You shove and‘ unconsciously‘ supporting the great laundry law’ stuff, thus of every man for himself. You exit, satisfied with your assertive nature, just as a young man enters the floor. _ L, ,. , Other laundry no-no’s: Gentlemen, ifyou must wash your jock straps in the public laundry room, please, please, please do NOT leave them therewhen your washer/dryer is the only one available to use. There are some things that we girlsjust don’t want’ to see. Also, please remove all band-aids before you place your clothes in the washing machine (yes, this is from an actual experience). I mean... yuck. And although it’s not technically a rule, removing the lint from the dryer filter is always a considerate and kind gesture. Laundry tip: If you’re a fraternity pledge, I recommend using Victoria’s Secret luxury detergent and lavender water on any laundry you are forced to do that does not belong to you. They told you that you had to wash their clothes— they didn’t say with what. So ends the tragic tale, and so begins a new cycle (forgive the pun) of soiled to clean. Life is beautiful, and don’ t you forget it. So remember kids: Be on time to pick up your wash, stay off the drugs, tell your momma you love her, and always, always use detergent. Tyranny of groundho g Punxsutawney Phil ends now BY DANIEL PORT DAILY TROJAN (U. SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA) (U—WIRE) LOS ANGELES — Sunday was just another day in California. The scent of smog and homeless people peppered downtown Los Angeles and there were few clouds in the sky. For the winter-experiencing or “real” United States, however, Sunday meant another visit from Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog that foretells whether spring will be early by the appearance of his shadow. This delightful tradition stretches back more than 100 years. Phil has appeared in films and television and has met celebrities such as Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell and even Oprah Winfrey. Young people love his adorable buck teeth and fuzzy cheeks and old people love him because, well, old people love everything. His charm, however, is a charade to mask the startling truth. Punxsutawney Phil is pure evil. Phil seems to think it’s cute and funny to curse this country with another six weeks of winter. His “predictions” are startlingly accurate — a bit too accurate. Theorists have proposed that the groundhog does, indeed, control the weather. The facts don’t lie. Of the 107 recorded predictions made by Punxsutawney Phil, 93 predicted winter would continue. PUNXSATAWNEY PHIL My meteorological research confirms that, indeed, winter tends to last past Feb. 2. Very interesting. Year in, year out, it’s the same thing: our country falls victim to the meteorological omniscience of this deceptive and manipulative ground-dweller. I say no more! My attempts to book an interview with this devious rodent were met by runaround and miscommunications. The Punxsutawney City Hall referred me to a fan club phone number, where his secretary or “lackey” scoffed at my attempts to contact Phil. “You want to talk to who?” “Phil.” “Phil? The groundhog?” “That’s right.” “Are you on any medication right now?” “Don’t change the subject, lady. I want that weather—controlling fur ball on the phone rightnow!” Obviously fearing I knew the truth, she hung up. Lacking the funds to travel to Pennsylvania, or even make another long- distance call, I searched the Internet for some insight into the activities and motivations of this shadow—seeker. I discovered that records of Punxsutawney Phil’s “predictions” date as far back as 1887. That means that this groundhog has outlived his life span by at least 90 years. So not only does Mr. Groundhog control the weather and act nauseatingly cute, he is apparently also immortal. Our country has fallen victim to this beast for the last time. I have a plan. Just the other day I happened to catch part of a documentary involving both time—travel and groundhogs. The main character was both amusing and brilliant regarding all things groundhog. Thus, by enlisting the help of this “Bill Murray,” I’m sure I can free our country from the claws of our hole-digging demigod. Only seven of the last nine years have been attached to Phil’s reign of continuous winter, so it appears he is not completely without compassion. This, however, will be exploited as weakness and used to overtake him in a horribly bloody offensive. It’ll be like that scene in the cave in “xXx,” except without all the poor acting and baldness. Phil will likely utilize his weather—controlling skills to try and strike down myself, Mr. Murray and our some 10,000 armed militia members. As Phil bombards us with hail, sleet and lightning, we will attempt to collapse his underground fortress in the manner employed by Murray, albeit unsuccessfully, in another one of his documentaries. This one involved golf, I believe. So join me in my crusade to thwart an aggressor that has extended winter in 93 of the last 116 years. Help ensure that Feb. 2 will be marked by wives starting to nag their husbands about Valentine’s Day, not burrowing rodents named Phil dictating weather changes. The time is now. Lock and load, Mr. Murray. and begins to exclaim through the ’ mediums of profanity that his ' c_lo.t_hAes haveiallibeienfidumped onto ' OCR::/Vol_105/WLURG39_RTP_20030210/WLURG39_RTP_20030210_006.2.txt SPoRTs Women’s basket BY Joan HYLAND SPORTS WRITER _ The Washington and Lee women’s basketball team snapped a four game losing streak with a 44-38 victory over Randolph-Ma- con Women’s College on Wednes- day night and then lost a tough 55-50 decision to Guilford. Both games were played in the Warner Center. Their win improved the Generals’ record to 3-14, 3-12 ODAC while the loss dropped RMWC’s record C}.«‘e.'1'<{j.E1 nir. 1.~.ER'r Wildcats to just 29 percent shooting. Forward Emily Barker, ‘05 made 6 of those steals. W&L also held RMWC’s leading scorer, Meghan Stenrud, who came into the game av- eraging over 17 points, to just 7. While the Generals did not trail at any point during the game, they did play a fairly sloppy second half in which they shot just 19 percent and scored only 16 points. Twice, the Wildcats cut the game to within five points during the second half with just over 8 minutes left and at the 1:20 mark. The t0 3-14, 1-12 Generals, how- ODAC GET.\'E‘.R~21:'~I.3 it-:; i’i£ffl3‘E€:irI“a'; even Would not The Gener- yield further and als Opened the MEX? W"E4Ei”;: were able to pre- game 0" e “*2 Ti_I1:sn..u*: I~'-sir- Serve the Vie- run and took a V __ wry, comfortable 23- .x'.<::...r«-.E*«tt.~:IT EE:»E€31€7t" .9;...‘.€1”r on Friday 15 lead into the ['_%:VE-- night, the Gener- half. a ' als hosted a tal- Themajority WEDNESBAYF ented Guilford Of W&L’S Of‘ team that entered fense came from forward Sarah Michaels, ‘04 and guard Louisa Feve, ’O6, who scored all but 10 of the team’s points. Michaels finished the game with 19 points, 10 rebounds and 3 steals while F eve added 15 points, 10 boards and 4 steals. The Generals dominated this game defensively with a tough, swarming defense that made 19 steals and forced 30 turnovers and held the Men drop two, comeba Snfternoon the game with a 13-5, 10-3 ODAC record, leaving them just a game out of first place in the ODAC to Emory and Henry. It was clear from early on in the game why Guilford has been so suc- cessful this season. They are a very athletic team that plays a disciplined game and has a lot of depth. Never- theless, this game was very tight from the beginning. The first half was a defensive Generals manage a win against Lynchburg BY AIusoN PERRY SPORTS WRITER The Washington and Lee men’s basketball team added two losses to their record this week, but came back on Sunday to win. The Generals fell to Emory and Henry, 67-80, on Wednesday and to Hampden-Sydney, 60-67, on Saturday. W&L pulled out a close win over Lynchburg on Saturday, 63-62. The Generals held E&H guard Justin Call to 16 points on Wednes- day, down from the 46 points he scored in their last meeting. W&L was down 44-3 1 at the half, but cut the Wasps’ lead to 50-44 with 14:35 left in the second half. E&H’s 41.3 percent shooting for the game helped them to add another 30 points before the half was over. The Generals had 23 turnovers and 36.4 percent shooting for the game. Sophomore guard Ian McClure led the Generals with 13 points, with 4 shots from three- point range. game. Freshman Shooting forward Phil Scot[Het[e1manadded17 percentage from Landes also - the floor was added 12 points p°“’_t5’9mb‘_’und5"nF14 close with. for the team. L y n c h b u r g T h e Hamfllalsoputinlopoims shooting 42.6 H a m p d e n - and th and W&L shoot- Sydney Tigers Sleboundsm egame ing45.5. handed W&L an- was broadcast on\WDRL- Hettermann other loss Satur- - - led the Generals day in a close TvW1rh950peOple1n with 16 points game at Warner attendance andacareer-high Center. With 4:40 left to go in the game, McClure sank a free throw to cut the Hampden-Sydney lead to one. After several missed shots by the Generals, Hampden-Sydney guard Brandon Randall made two free throws with 9 seconds left to end the game. The Generals had 21 turnovers in contrast to the Tigers’ twelve. McClure posted 22 points, and senior captain Scott Hettermann added 17 points, 9 rebounds, and 4 assists. Junior captain Hamill Jones also G3 Sparta. came watch ithe Generals’ we put in 10 points and 6 rebounds. The Tigers were led by junior guard Jeff Monroe and junior guard Brandon Randall, who both contrib- utedl5 points each. The game was broadcast by WDRL-TV in Roanoke with 950 people in attendance. The Hampden-Sydney Tigers re- main undefeated at 21-0 overall and 15-0 in the ODAC. They are ranked first in the ODAC and second in Divi- sion III. The Generals pulled out an ODAC win on Sunday over the Lynchburg Hornets also in Warner Center. With 11 seconds left to go in the game, sophomore guard Mike Stuart made a layup to secure the win. The game was tied up at 27-27 at the half. The Generals took their highest lead in the second half with a four-point advantage at 7:50 left to go. The lead went back-and- forth several times after that until the end of the 12 rebounds. F r e s h In a n guard Ryan Flynn also had a career- high with 13 points. Stuart helped out with a career-high seven assists. The Hornets were led by sopho- more center Ryan Pehanik with 18 points. The Generals are now 6-15 overall and 3-12 in the ODAC. They play in more ODAC action next against Guilford. W&L fell to the Quakers in a close game, 55-57, when they met in Warner Center on January 8"‘. The conference match-up will be at 7:00 p.m. at Guilford. battle, as the Generals had a diffi- cult time penetrating Guilford’s full court press and tough, trapping man-to-man defense, shooting just 18 percent from the field in the first half. On the other end of the court, however, the Quakers also had trouble scoring against the Generals zone de- fense. Guilford shot just 29 percent from the field in the first half. For the game, W&L was able to limit leading scorer, sophomore forward Courtney Hill, to just 2 points, well below her season average of 15.6. Guilford took a 19-17 lead into half- time. ’ The scoring opened up in what was a very exciting second half. Guilford went on a 13-4 run early in the half to give them a 35-24 lead with 13: 10 remaining. It seemed that Guilford, the deeper team, would cruise to victory. Ten players for Guilford saw sig- nificant playing time while every W&L starter played at least 33 min- utes. The Generals then went on 12-0 run of their own A 3-point shot by Michaels with 5:45 left gave W&L a 43-41 advantage. Consecutive bas- kets by Barker and Dannelly extended the Generals’ lead to 47-41 with 4:27 remaining. ' Guilford came right back, however, with three 3-point baskets, two consecu- tive baskets by junior forward A.J. Robertson and a final trey from junior guard Nicole McCrory that gave the Quakers a 50-47 lead with 1:19 left. But the Generals would not be denied. JEE BRooIIIER SPORTS WRITER Plagued by injuries and absences, the Generals expected a rough week- end. They knew, however, that if they worked hard individually good things would come. 8 The throwers got the team off to a great start. Brian Gallagher threw a strong 35-10 and Chris Walker threw a 37-6.5, giving him a 18”‘ place finish. For the women, Audrey Walker threw a 30-10.5, resulting in her 12”‘ place fm- ish. In the long jump, Senior Chris Sullivan represented the Generals with his leap of 22’2. The sprint team also had many strong performances. For the men Chris Sullivan returned from his jump- ing with two outstanding perfor- mances. His 7.26 time in the 60m-dash gave him a 5“ place in the Division 3 finals. He also scored 13"‘ in the 200m dash with a time of 23.60. Other 60m dash runners, Lee Stinnett, Jonathan Brimer, and Brian Krucpzak finished with times of 7.72, 7.54, and 7.34 re- spectively. In the men’s 200m dash, Joe Greenhill, Hugo Diaz, and Jonathan Brimer ran hard at 25.87, 25.32, and 24.21. The women sprinters also did ex- cellently in the 200m. Captain Meredith Walker led the way with her time of 29. 1 8, followed closely behind by Kim Gunst with a 30.10 time, Amy Bacastow with a 32.34, and Angel Daniels witha 33.88. The Lady Generals also competed two runners in the 400m-dash as op- posed to the 60m dash which they fre- quently run. Meredith Walker ran a 66.12 and Kim Gunstran a 67.75 for her first time ever running the event! Many men also competed in the 400m which was lead by Brian Krucpzak with his time of54. 10 and Jonathan Brimer at 54.29. The distance team had a very in- teresting collection of runners and Wrestling Drops Two Matches events. They were looking forward to a strong Distance Medley Relay team but due to the absence of Erin Johnson, illness of Liz Twentyman, and injury of Mary Christopher, they had to withdraw. Two of the women that were able to perform Friday night did a wonderful job. Samantha Snabes and Jessica Remmert ran the 5000rn run with times of 21:35.41 and 21:41.62. After recuperating that evening, the pair went on to com- pete in the 3000m run Saturday, Jes- sica leading the way with a 12:41.78 closely followed by her counter part Samantha, who ran a 12:43.42. Unfortunately, the distance squad was unable to enter anyone in the 800m dash a very common race for the Generals, but did race two individuals in the 1500m. An- A drew Johnson, with his injured ankle, ran an outstanding 4:20.54 giving him a 24"‘ place overall fin- ish at the competitive meet. And, due to the illness of Twentyman, Mary Christopher took her spot in the event, earning a 5: 19.26 time and a 16"‘ place overall finish. Although there weren’t many competitors for the distance team the few that did perform, performed well! Although it was hard for the coaches to deal with the great deal of last minute changes, they worked well under the pressure and were extremely supportive. Coach Hoey and Aldridge videotaped from the bleachers while Coach Tucker and Schuckert gave the runners their splits from the sidelines. The Generals worked hard all weekend, continued making im- provements, and gained motivation for their next big event- The In- door ODAC Championships two weeks away at VMI. Many indi- viduals are placed high among the competitors and they, along with their coaches, look forward to meet- ing the challenge! Washington and Lee’s Wrestling team dropped two matches at the Johns Hopkins Quadrangular on Sunday afiemoon. The Generals’ record is now 2-1 1 overall, 0-6 in the Centennial Conference. First, the Generals lost to Hopkins, 44-6, then dropped a much closer decision, 29-24, to Albright.174-pound Brian Avello, ’05, did record a 9-5 decision over Johns Hopkins’ Mike Yuhaniak while 197-pound Mike Bennett, ’04, recorded a 4-3 win over Johns Hopkins’ John Polena. 133-pound Grant Krapf, ’O6, 141-pound John Polena, ’03, 165-pound Alex Poor, ’03, and Bennett all won by forfeit against Albright. The Generals’ mext match is Wednes- day when they host Southern Virginia. W‘ )‘ streak ~ t