OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_001.2.txt it 4 among faculty fa rt VOLUME 96; N0. 1 Breaking thel silence: WLUR rocks on 9 Hull watched by pro scout 6 Ultra fling-tum Ifllti WASHINGTON AND LEE UNIVERSITY Is this the line for Dead tickets? Photo by Betsy Green, Phi Photo Editor Students stand in line outside Robinson Hall to matriculate Wednes- day. Matriculation culminates in the Opening Convocation, which marks the beginning of the new academic year. By ANNE ALVORD Phi News Editor Lime green counters. Harvest ellow appliances. Moss green A} in the Woods Creek Apartments until this summer, when the first “r phase of a two phase project to ‘g renovate the Woods Creek Apart- . ments was completed. In this first phase, all of the apartments in the West Building of Woods Creek were entirely renovated. In the second phase, iles. Such was the color scheme‘ slated to be completed next sum- mer, the apartments in the Cen- tral and East buildings will un- dergo the same renovations. The color scheme was _ changed to lighten and brighten the apartments, with all of the interiorbeing repainted. The win- dow treatments and blinds were also replaced. The kitchens were fitted with new cabinets and ap- pliances, and a new dining area created. The apartments have new furniture throughout, along with new carpeting and tile. Also, the hallways were repainted By ANNE ALVORD Phi News Editor oods Creek gets face lift and floored. The costupon completion will be around one million dollars. The project was the first reno- vation of Woods Creek in its 20 year history, and it was “time to do a signficant and complete up- grade,” according to Dean of Freshmen and Residence Life Dennis Manning. The work was completed by Buildings and Grounds in conjuction with Har- ris Office Furniture of Roanoke. The University, Manning says, is continuing to look for ways to improve student living. Keck Foundation grants $250,000 to Science Center the name of the Keck Foundation linked to this great step forward in the sciences at Washington and Lee.” teaching and research by fa- cilitating col- 1 a b o r a t i o n in the sciences and by increas- ing and im- proving class- room, labora- tory, and library space. “We are very grateful to The W.M. Keck Foundation has awarded Wash- ington and Lee University a grant of $250,000 toward the construction of a geology laboratory in the university’s new Science Center. The Science Center project, currently under construction, is designed to enhance the qualitygf 4' the Keck ‘ Foundation for its generosity to Washington and Lee University,” said W&LPresident John W. Elrod. “This grant for a geology laboratory contributes significantly in funding the geology department’s relocation in the new Science Center. We are proud indeed to have ‘File Photo The Los Angeles-based foundation was estab- lished in 1954 by the late William Myron Keck, founder of the Superior Oil Company. The founda- tion has grown considerably under the leadership of his son, Howard B. Keck, its current chairman, and is now one of the nation’s largest private grant- making foundations. Washington and Lee also par- ticipates in the foundation’s 12- college Geology Consortium. Over 70 students and faculty form the consortium’s member col- leges conductsummer fieldwork, winter academic workshops,and an annual symposium at which undergraduates present research papers of professional caliber. “Collaboration in research and teaching with the other colleges in the Keck Geology Consor- tium has greatly strengthened our program in geology and has pro- vided extraordinary opportuni- ties for our students and faculty,” said Edgar W. N Spencer, professor of geology and department head. i 7 “We are deeply indebted tot he Keck Foundation _ for its support of the consortium and for their gift ~ I- for new science facilities.” : LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA SEPTEMBER 8, 1995 Kemp to advise Mock Con ByEmily Baker Phi Executive Editor Jack Kemp has agreed to join seven other political figures and head the advisory board for Washington and Lee’s1996 Mock Convention. Members of the advisory board use their influence and write letters to invite political figures to come speak through- out the Mock Con year and for the actual event. When Kemp came to W&L last Spring Term for the Kickoff, Mock Con chairs spoke with him at length after his speech. “He was really informative and said he would help us out in The chairs also include George Bush on their list any way he could,” said Bob Ross, Mock Con political chair. “I think we’ve got a pretty good shot with Newt Gingrich,” “So we asked him to be said David of hopeful speak- ‘ our advisor.” V ers. Kemp agreed. rely yours’ In addition to Hewroteto writing letters to Speaker ’ C potential speak- ers, advisors are available for ad- vice or questions thatMockConchairs may have. Kemp joins an advi- sory board including Wil- liam F. Buckley, Jr., Stephen 1. Danzansky ’61, Bob W. Goodlatte ’77L, Richard D. Haynes ’58L, Robert A. Mosbacher ’47, ’49L, V. Lance Tarrance, Jr. ’63 and John S. Warner ’49. o f 3 Stewart, the House Mock Con General Newt Gingrich in July, asking Chairman. “He and Kemp are for his participation in Mock Con. really good friends.” Rush begins, shortened pledgeship follows By MICHAEL HEwuTr Phi Associate Editor of the South. The study surveyed 17 schools in which 12 had Winter Rush with no prob- lems. He also cited the Coeducation Review administration and the faculty to wrestle au- thority away from student organizations. Connolly estimated that 90-95 percent of There are only a few changes for fresh- Committee Final Report. Both documents freshmen males will rush this fall. Specific concluded that Winter Rush would benefit numbers were not available at ress time. men in this year’s Fall Rush, said Interfra- temity Council president Ryan Connolly. Rush officially begins tonight. Tear night will occuron September 23, with pledgeship starting the next day. This year it will end before Christmas vacation, and freshman males will initiate in January. Last year official pledgeship began in January. Last year, the faculty approved the short- ened pledge schedule as well as a Winter Rush plan, to begin January 1997. Winter Rush came about when Profes- sor of Physics Thomas Williams gave a proposal to the faculty last year that was 1 based on a two-year study by the University students. Many faculty members support Winter Rush because they believe it will remove some of the pressure freshman males feel and allow them to focus on their academics. IFC and fraternity members opposed Winter Rush from the beginning. They ar- gued that Winter Rush would hurt member- ship and finance. Smaller houses might find difficulty competing with larger houses and might lose their charter if they fail to reach new members quota, the IFC contended.» Winter Rush also revived the issue of student autonomy. Some students believed that Winter Rush was an attempt by the .» “* rr '*";.*: Photo by Betsy Green, Phi Photo Editor Men participate in Rush 1994 SAC approves new alcohol policy By EMILY BAKER Phi Executive Editor ‘After years of studying alcohol use among Washington and Lee students, study groups both inside and outside the W&L community have come to this conclusion: We drink a lot more than other schools. As a result of these findings, the Student Affairs Committee ap- proved a new University Policy on Alcohol and a new University Policy on Drugs. The faculty will likely vote on the policies in October. The two policies are separate, just as they are under laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Dean of Students David Howison said the new policies emphasize the obliga- tion W&L students have to obey Virginia laws. ;“The Washington and Lee cam- pus is not a sanctuary and Univer- sity authorities will cooperate fully with law enforcement agencies in support of drug laws,” the drug policy reads. The policy changes are based on research done over the past five years by groups including the Dean of Students staff, the Coeducation Review Committee, the Student Health Committee, and a consulting team from the North Carolina Substance Abuse. - The SAC based their conclusions on both student discussions and records of alcohol-related statistics over the past five years. For instance, a national average of 59 percent of students attending highly selective colleges say they drank alcoholic beverages before Governor’s Institute on Alcohol and coming to college. A survey of W&L’s class of 1998 revealed that 77 percent of students drank before coming “This means our students have already started drinking before they even get here,” to W&L. Howison said. The number of alcohol-related student arrests has risen since a 1991 low of 85 incidents. In 1992-93, the number increased to 121, primarily because of an increase in arrests for drinking in public. In 1993-94, the total grew to 139, and in the 94-95 school year, the total was 145, partially due to an in- crease in noise violations. and speakers. . _, M, ‘ ,, v .. Q, .. : Photo by Betsy Green, Phi Photo Editor All 12 cases handled by the Student Conduct Committee dur- ing the 1994-95 school year in- volved alcohol, according to the Student Judicial Report. Most sexual assault and harassment cases also involve alcohol. But more than policies are needed to lessen the impact of drugs and alcohol on the student body, Howison said. Student lead- ers must “assume a major role in any effort to address the problem of alcohol abuse among students at Washington and Lee,” he said. The policy also emphasizes that students are adults respon- sible for conforming their behavior to the law. In recent years, the health education program has included drug and alcohol education in its programming, through classes, seminars In addition to education, students now have a wider variety of social events to choose from. After the 1994 hiring of Student Activities Coordinator Michelle Richardson, students could attend coffee houses, poetry readings, dinner theaters and debates. OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_002.2.txt BEYOND THE BLUE RIDGE Ripken breaks record Baltimore — Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal Ripkin played his 2,131st consecutive game, breaking Lou Gehrig’s 56 - year old record. At Cambden Yards on Wednesday night, Ripkin led the Orioles to a victory over the California Angels. One million dollars of the proceeds from ticket sales will go to Johns Hopkins University to fund a study on amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. Ethics committee recommends Packwood’s expulsion Washington, D.C. — After a two and a half year investigation, the Senate Ehics Committee voted on Wednesday to recommend that Senator Bob Packwood (R -Ore.) be expelled for sexual and official misconduct. Packwood, who had recently requested public hearings, stated that he does not plan to resign to avoid expulsion. If the Senate fails to produce a two thirds vote for expulsion, the committe members stated it would present another recommendation for the censure of Packwood and loss of his Finance Committee chairmanship. 1 NATO, UN continue bombing Bosnia —— NATO warplanes continued to bomb targets in Central Bsnia this week. However, Bosnian Serbs have shown no sign of lifting their seige of Sarajevo. On Wednesday, NATO ambassadors met in Brussels to discuss Operation Deliberate Force. The multi-nation alli- ance remains unified and plans to continue attacks. Fuhrman pleads the Fifth Los Angeles — On Wednesday, Detective Mark Fuhrman asked for his Fifth Amendment protection agaist self-incrimination. Fuhnnan would not answer four of the defense’s questions pertaining to whether or not he planted evidence against O.J. Simpson. Before Fuhnnan took the stand on Wednesday, the defense renewed its motion to suppress crucial evidence collected by detectives after the June 12, 1994 murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. Beyond the Blue Ridge is compiled by Bethany Bauman GOP Watch Editor's Note: GOP Watch is a special weekly feature to keep Washington and Lee's students informed about the Re- publican Presidential Campaign in ad- vance of Mock Convention. Gunderson accuses Dole of discrimination in campaign Rep. Steve Gunderson (R-Wis), Congress’ only openly gay Republi- can, has criticized Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole (R-Kan) for returning a $1,000 contribution from the Log Cabin Republicans, the national gay Republican group. Gunderson endorsed Dole in 1988 and was one of the earliest supporters fo his current presidential campaign. Gunderson sent Dole a letter Sept. 6 asking whether Dole’s move meant that he was rejecting the support of anyone who is gay. “If this is so,” asked Gunderson, “do you intend to now reject my support and request those on your staff who h _pen to be gay to resign?” The contribution was returned two weeks ago with the statement that the gay group’s agenda was “100 percent at odds” with Dole’s. Campaign spokesman Nelson Warfield said that Dole will respond personally to Gunderson and that returning the contribution “was not about discrimination.” Rich Tafel, Executive Director of the Log Cabin Republicans, said the donation had been solicited by the Dole campaign. Dole to make English official language of United States GOP front-runner Bob Dole’s Labor Day speech to the American Legion Convention in Indianapolis included an endorsement of English as the official language of the United States. Dole said, “If we are to return this country to greatness, we must do more than restore America’s defenses...We must return as a people to the original concept of what it means to be an American.” Under Dole’s proposals, most bilingual education programs would be eliminated and English would be made the national language. He has yet to endorse any of the bills before Congress. Sen. Dick Lugar (R-Ind), Gov. Pete Wilson (R-Calif) and Pat Buchanan’s campaigns all restated their support for English as the official language. Buchanan said, “Dole is really violating the copyright laws. I came out for this in 1992, and I said then that all federal funding for bilingual education should be ended.” New Hampshire paper endorses Buchanan The Manchester Union Leader, New Hampshire’s only daily newspa- per, has endorsed Pat Buchanan for the Republican nomination. The Union Leader said of Buchanan, “Our country is in need of a leader whom we can trust, who has moral integrity, who would put America first and who is capable of sending Bill Clinton back to Arkansas. In our opinion, Pat Buchanan fills all those requirements.” The historically conservative paper also stated that, “Of all the viable candidates, he is the ony on eho has not shifted his positions to curry favor with the mood of the moment. Yes, Pat Buchanan can win.” Buchanan, campaigning in South Carolina, said he was surprised and pleased by the early endorsement. “It's a tremendous boost for our campaign and it means that, I think, it’s a Bob Dole-Pat Buchanan race in New Hampshire.” Buchanan was endorsed by the Union Leader in 1992, which endorsed Pete DuPont in 1988 and Ronald Reagan in both 1984 and 1980. GOP Watch is compiled by Alex Christensen C-School now named for benefactor ilims. By EMILY BAKER Phi Executive Editor The School of Commerce, Politics, and Economics at Washington and Lee has been named for one of the university’s most generous benefactors, 1938 graduate Ernest Williams II. In addition to voting unanimously to name the school for Williams, which will henceforth be known as the Ernest Williams II School of Commerce, Economics, and Politics, the university’s Board of Trustees established a $1 million endow- ment to strengthen the Williams School in the areas of faculty development, research, and emerging technology. “The Board’s action in naming the school for Ernie Williams is an appropriate testimonial to this devoted alumnus and his commitment to Washington and Lee,” said former President John D. Wilson. “Ernie has given so much of himself to his University, not only through his gifts, but through his time, talent, and energy.” During the course of the Campaign for W&L, Williams, his wife, Marjorie, and their family made gifts to the University that are unprecedented in size and scope. The couple’s gifts to Washington and Lee have created the Ernest Williams II Professorship (currently held by professor of art history Pamcla Simpson), the Marjorie 0. Williams Endowment for Library Acquisitions, and the Marjorie O. and Ernest Williams Il Honor Scholarship Endowment. Williams entered W&L as a journalism major from Lynchburg. He worked as a reporter briefly after graduating before moving on to a career in business. After working in the insurance trade and serving in the Navy in World War II, he embarked on a career in sales and investments. Following his retirement from the investment business, he and his wife opened an antique shop in Hilton Head, S.C. The couple gave up shop in 1981 and later moved to Florida, where they currently reside. The Rin -tum Phi Se tember8 1995 A is E LCOME TO me 1mi.i.:AIus commence ' semen. in 1' Photo by Betsy Green, The Ring-rum Phi. A friendly sign bids welcome in the Williams School.’ “It is fitting that the trustees have chosen to recognize the devoted service and magnanimous generosity of Ernie Williams by naming the school in his honor,” said C-school dean Larry Peppers. “With the creation of the Williams Endow- ment, the school will receive a major assist in keeping pace with newly developing knowledge in the explosion of information technology and the‘ continuously changing international forces that are reshaping economies, gov- ernmental institutions, and commercial markets around the world.” Student pub to open on Friday nights, By DAN ODENWALD Phi Executive Editor Looking for a cool spot to hang out, drink a few beers, and enjoy live entertainment? Better try the Palms, Spanky’s or fraternity parties, right? Wrong. Now there’s another option — the GHQ. At the request of the Alcohol Review Committee (ARC), the General’s Headquarters will be open on Friday and Saturday nights to the Washington and Lee community. Live entertainment, food and alco- hol will be on the menu to add diversity to the Lexington social scene. “We wanted a place where students, faculty, and staff could come together and take a break,” said Dean of Students David Howison. Formed last year in response to growing concerns about alcohol misuse on campus, ARC developed a plan to combat alcohol abuse on campus and gener- ated ideas for alternative social activities. The GHQ Pub, one of ARC’s suggestions, is the first to be adopted by the University. Student Activities Coordinator Michelle Richardson received ARC’s idea enthusiastically and filled the Pub’s September social calendar with such W&L favorites as Roger Day, Settie, and the duo of Brian Boland and Tommy Esposito. Richardson said informal student polls indicated there was a strong demand for a GHQ Pub. “This is what the students wanted, and this is what Photo courtesy of Marium Holland Marium Holland dances as "Winter" in a 1994 Charleston Ballet performance. W&L wins CASE award for development we’re going to do,” said Richardson. Yet to be officially named, the GHQ Pub was designed to accommodate students who desired to participate in non-traditional social activities in addi- tion to drinking. Last year’s popular coffee houses and poetry readings were a huge hit with students. The addition of alcohol should attract even more students. Richardson said the idea behind the Pub was not to compete with the fraternities for party- goers, but to exist in conjunction with them. Students often make GHQ events kick-offs to their Friday and Saturday nights for they head out to fraternity parties afterwards, Richardson said. The Pub will coexist with the Greek scene. Contrary to rumor, ARC’s original guideline for the Pub that patrons only be allowed one drink an hour, totaling four drinks for the evening, was re- jected. According to Richardson, the Pub will follow any typical bar’s rules. Non-student managers will monitor the serving and consumption of drinks and patrons will not be limited to four drinks. “If people are getting out of hand, then they will have to leave just like any bar,” explained Richardson. While ARC’s express purpose is to help curb the excessive nature of alcohol abuse at W&L, Chairman Karlene Jennings ’96 said she had no qualms with the administration’s lifting of the cap. “(The drink cap) was just a guideline. It was only one tiny part of a larger picture,” Jennings said. The Pub’s grand opening is scheduled for tonight, and Richardson has planned quite a debut. Roger Day, a W&L alum, will perform his acoustic show. Tonight will also see the “Name that Pub Contest.” Fill out an entry coupon and receive a free slice of pizza. (See advertising section of this issue.) The ‘“ Pub opens at 9 p.m. Cheers. ~»nl$%" ...,£ ‘I Phot b tsy reen, TheRing-tum Phi The GHQ will now be serving alcohol on Friday nights. ‘-- W&L Dance offers dance classes‘ by experienced performers By ROBIN D. SEATON Phi Staff Writer and taught with American All-Stars, Inc. 7 Puzon has gymnastics, jazz, funk, and dance team training. She choreographed for her high school dance team and was chosen to perfonn in the Alamo Bowl halftime performance. Washington and Lee has a new opportunity for people who love to dance. Jazz, modern In addition, sophomores Marium Hollan and Robin Seaton will lead ballet and stretci? courses. Holland has studied classical ballet for 9 ballet, and stretch classes will begin soon, led by both professional and student instructors. Beginning classes in W&L Dance are available for those with little or no experience, while advanced courses will allow dancers to con- tinue their training. Colette Barre-Rec will teach modern dance classes. She also instructs W&L’s modern dance "physical education courses. In addition, Missy Smithgall will offer ballet classes. These sessions will require a small fee. Washington and Lee students will lead sev- eral classes. Jazz and funk teachers will be sophomores Mimi Duet and Cheryl Puzon. Trained in jazz, tap, ballet, modern, and funk, Duet danced in the pregame shows for Super Bowls XXV and XXVII. She both performed twelve years and performed as a soloist with the Charleston Ballet. She attended Point Park College’s International Summer Dance Pro- gram, and last year Holland taught and danced with the Rockbridge Ballet. Seaton studied for fourteen years with the Creative Arts Guild. As a member of Dalton Ballet Theatre, she taught and choreographed both ballet and jazz for apprentice companies; and performed as a soloist. She also studied) with instructors from Ballet Tennessee, Jazz Dance Theater South, and the Atlanta Ballet. Classes will be held in the basement of Lenfest Center, with times to be announcer; soon. Instructors are aiming tentatively for a spring performance as well. Interested students should contact Cheryl Puzon at 462-4224 or Marium Holland at 462-4193. From Phi staff reports Washington and Lee University’s office of development has won a 1995 Circle of Excellence in Educational Fund- raising award from the Council for Advancement and Support of Education (CASE). A certificate recognition was awarded during CASE’s Annual Assembly in New York City on‘July eleventh. Earning a citation for overall fund-raising performance, the university was one of 57 higher education institutions and 41 independent schools to win that award or one for improve- ment. Judges based their decisions on their analysis of data submitted to the Council for Aid to (CAE) through its annual “Voluntary Support of Education” survey, sponsered by CASE and the National Association of Independent Schools. They looked for evidence of solid program growth, breadth in base of support, and other evidence of a well—maintained, mature program. “This year’s winners represent a broad spectrum of educa- tional institutions and serve as models of outstanding fund- raising practice,” said CASE President Peter McE. Buchanan. “Their success is an enormous benefit to their staffs, volun- teers, and donors.” The Council for Advancement and Support of Education is an international association of colleges, universities, and independent elementary and secondary schools. Represent- ing these institutions are professionals in the fields of alumni relations, communications, and philanthropy. Signing their lives away... Photo by Betsy Green, The Ring—tum Phi Freshmen at Wednesday's Activity Fair investigate the ‘ many clubs which highlight the diverse talents and interests present in the W&L community. OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_003.2.txt E " S O I .- The Ring-tum Phi, Sept. 8, 1995 1 Rocking students throug anothergear PAGE 3 prominence, now line the walls of “In addition to great new albums ing releases from frente! and the Gin weeks.” by each of the other departments as BY CINDIE YOUNG WLUR’s office. They are ready to be fromestablishedaltemativeartistssuch Blossoms among others, we’ve dis— Soontobe featuredduringWLUR’s well, and additional U.S. Mail crates , _ 59”°d ‘h1'°“8h _h)’ B re a k t h ro u g h offer testimony that new music will be Phi Features Edltor thh °°"'°5P°h‘hh8 , i show, a daily featured in every department. 4, station managers. After a three month pause, the air _ Theses lh addi‘ about campuswill soon hum once again hoh ‘° the ‘h°“53hd5 with the sounds of W&L’s own radio “ff albums ‘he Sta‘ station’ WLUR tion has already ac- From its studios in Reid Hall, the °“h“-hated’ ehshrea 7‘ radio station offers a wide‘ variety of h°V°"°h‘hhg V311’ time slot for the newest of new music, are bands such as Liquorice, Shampoo, Blink, Garbage, That Dog, The Stiffs, Operated in association with the Department of Journalism and Mass Communications, WLUR 91.5 is open to all students, and airtime is available to all, even those with little or no expe- rience. Any interested students are encour- programming, with a schedule includ- ct)’ 1“ W1-UR’5 Pm’ I nc., the - Verve, aged _by WLUR staff to attend the orga- ing rock, country, jazz, rap and dance, gmmhhhg f9‘ ‘he Ash, and My Life nizational meeting this Wednesday at classical and inspirational slots. hP°°h“h8 Yeah With The Thrill 7 p.m., in Reid Hall. Posters will be WLUR’s programming also features 5 0 P h_° m 0 T 9 Kill Kult, Swisher posted across campus with further de- 1‘ daily news programs, drawn together Sarah Swlsheh the promises. tails. station’s Rock Di- rector, is particularly excited about the ' many new artistssoontobefeaturedon as Hole, The [Mighty Mighty] this year’s playlist. Bosstones, Soul Asylum, and upcom- While rock of- ficially receives more airtime (and more music) than any other depart- ment, an exciting format can be boasted With its wide variety of program- ming throughout the day, 91.5 prom- ises to be a popular resting point for the tuner on every radio, whether of stu- dent or professor. Campus Paperback Bestsellers Hidy combines fine art and -graphic design ‘- .. 1... cs... Carr in works on display in duPont and Leyburn 2. The Hot Zone, Richard Preston by journalism students from both As- sociated Press and local news reports. U.S. Mail crates, containing hun- dreds of new releases from bands of }‘ local, national and even international covered a lot of new bands that will receive heavy airplay in the next few h‘ 8. Seven Habits for Highly Effective People , m2wmR.amy 9. Circle of Friait, Maeve Binchy 10. Chicken Soup for the Soul, Jadc 1 Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen 3. Debt of Honor, Tim Clancy 4. The Stone Diaris, Carol Shielcb A 2nd Helping of Chicken Soup for the Stul, Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hazsen 6. Apollo 13 , Jimlovell 7. The Chamber, John Grisham New & Recommended Who will Run the Frog Hospital?, Lorrie Moore Shelter, Jayne Anne Phillips A Marble Woman, Louisa May Alcott BY CINDIE YOUNG Phi Features Editor With one poster already hanging within the walls of Washington and Lee, graphic artist Lance Hidy will this Tuesday, September 19, return to campus, this time to open duPont Gallery’s 1995-96 academic year. While Hidy’s most familiar work to the W&L commu- nity may well be the poster he designed for the James Graham Leybum Library, he has produced many other celebrated posters, computer designs, illustrative prints, and photographs, and has earned a reputation both across the United States and abroad as an artist of considerable talent. Neaxly as impressive as his artistic ability, however, is his professional training. Hidy first studied art as a freshman at Yale in 1964, from which he graduated four years laterwith a background in calligraphy, letterpress printing, etching, wood cut, wood engraving, lithography, serigraphy, photography, as well as the history of printing. Upon graduating, Hidy went on to work with several widely acclaimed artists, including Leonard Baskin, and also David Godine, with whom he founded a Boston pub- lishing house. His interest in design has led Hidy to create a photo- graphic book of his own, as well as award-winning work with such masters as Ansel Adams and Arnold Newman. Acquiring his first Macintosh in 1986, Hidy has since become a prominent figure in the field of computer art and type design, and has secured for himself a reputation as an internationally recognized artist. Hidy’s own typeface for Adobe systems, Penumbra, was issued in 1994. In the span of his career, Lance Hidy has risen to the position of an internationally celebrated artist whose work brings together the worlds of fine art and graphic design, while at the same time drawing both into the future. His work has been collected and exhibited across the United States as well as beyond, including a retrospective at the Corcoran Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C. in 1994. The show then moved to the Maryland Institute, College of Art, where Hidy has been named visiting artist twice. Among Hidy ’s plans for the future is a change of address for the artist, from his current home in Newburyport, Mas- sachusetts, to Lexington, Virginia. Ari exhibit featuring some of Hidy’s many works will open in duPont Gallery on September 12, and will run through Octo- ber 5. duPont "...Hidy may well Gal- ] e r y ’ ‘ hours areM0n- best be known day h h F'- §,'y",”gg for the poster ,,’,,',_ t5.. ~ Ad- gisgignn he designed for i S fr<=e-Ad- the teyburn Li— d i - tional " post- ers, as brary... well HS 6X- "amples ofhis work in the book arts, will be on display in Lower Level 2 of the Leyburn Library throughout the exhibit. The artist himself will visit the W&L campus on Tues- day, September 19, when duPont Hall will host a lecture delivered by the artist, as well as a gallery reception. Hidy’s talk is set for 5:30 p.m.; a public reception will follow. BY DARCEY LIVINGSTON Phi Staff Writer His official title is “Professor of Music,” but his dozens of students refer to him simply as “Doc.” Whatever people choose to call him, no one can deny that Dr. Gordon P. Spice is an integral part of the W&L community. Doc arrived in Lexington after thirteen years of post—secondary education. “Many of my friends said, ‘When are you going to become a productive member of society?” remarks Spice. He did fill his schedule at W&L, conducting the Glee Cub and teaching voice lessons, music appreciation, and music history. Currently, he directs the University Chamber Singers, and teaches several music classes as well. “' Doc is proud of the progress made by the depart- ment of music since his arrival twenty—two years ago. “With the addition of the faculty since l’ve come on board, the department has grown, and we’ve become a real, extremely viable part of the W&L community,”says Spice. - Not only does he take pride in W&L’s growing music department, but also in his family. Doc says the greatest achievement of his life is that he and his wife raised their sons to be the terrific young people "Spice"—ing up life they are today. “One of the good things about being at Washington and Lee is that I totally subscribe in my own personal life to the concept of honor and honesty,” says Spice, “and I really worked hard to try to instill that in our children. I think l’ve succeeded pretty well!” Two of the most important things in Doc’s life- family and music—consistently intertwine. He met his wife when they were both members of the University of Toledo choir; his sons are both music majors. In his spare time, Doc likes to get down 'n dirty by laboring on his house. “In the summertime, I like to do something physical like that, that really doesn’t involve a whole lot of mental activity,” explains Spice, “and it’s a wonderful, wonderful release.” Doc loves to travel. He especially enjoys the week he spends in the back-country of Canada each year. “We have a cottage in northern Ontario that my grandfather built in 1916, and it’s been in our family for a long time,” says Spice. “It’s a very remote part of the world. There’s no electricity, no running water, no so-called ‘improvements.’ It’s a great place to get away from it all.” Everyone has a vice, and Doc’s just happens to be that he likes to eat—especially hot fudge sundaes. “I’ve really had to watch it in recent years, and I hate itl” exclaims Spice. “I miss being able to indulge myself.” Good luck kickin’ the habit, Docl W ?__ Niclzname: Gus, after the mouse in . Cinderella. Birthplace: Flirt Flori, Manatoba, Canada. (“It sounds lilze a jolze, but that's really the name of the towni") Family: Wife, Ann; two sons, Reed and Grahm. Favorite Movie: David and Lisa, a '60s about two emotionally disturbed young people who meet in a home for emotionally disturbed people, and fall in love. BY COURTNEY MILLER Phi Features Editor Roger Day is one of those perform- ers whose slow ballads tug at the heart, and whose upbeat melodies bring out smiles on rainy days. His 1993 release Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief is an acoustic treat. The 13 songs were all written, pro- duced and arranged by Day. The themes of his songs tend to lapse into the familiar and overdone, but his melo- dies save many of the pieces. Track One, “Looking for a Reason to Believe in Love,” is jazzy enough to pass for an Indigo Girls tune, and still perfect enough to sing along to at 55 mph. The title of his album is taken from its last verse. His alternative-folk tunes helped Day and former partner Eric Heinsohn release two albums and open for the then unsigned Indigo Girls. The duet split in 1988, and Day has continued to gainafollowingasasolo artistthrough- out many college campuses. Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man Thiefwas recently named in the top 12 independent releases by The Perform- ing Songwriter Magazine. Track Four, “Jenny,” is reminiscent of many James Taylor ballads. The love song is beautifully written, and Day’s deep tenor voice cuts through He tends to lapse into country twang in such songs as “Honeysuckle Moon.” The more upbeat melodies seem a little worn out and don’t quite fit with his ballads. Day is a 1985 graduate of Washing- ton and Lee, having graduated with honors in German. He returns to his alma mater tonight. He is touring in support of his most recent release, One Equal Road. He describes his music as ”sound- ing somewhere to the right of the In- digo Girls and to the left of James Taylor with a healthy dose of R.E.M. thrown in for good measure.” His performances include music from his two albums as well as more popular songs from such artists as Counting Crows and R.E.M. Day is originally from Birmingham, Alabama and now resides in Nashville, Tennessee. Day is married and has two children for whom he often writes rhymes and sings songs. Rich man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief is a terrific album. Day's ten- dency to lapse into early folk-like rock and add bits of country twang tend to detract from the otherwise beautiful music. Friday’s free concert at GHQ should be quite a pleasing acoustical performance, and could be Day’s road to stardom and maybe MTV. We all remember Hootie don’t we?) By DAy HIS ACOUSTIC GUITAR SOOTHES, ANd by NIGHT IT JAMS and touches the heart. Publicity Photo W&L alum Richard Day performs tonight at the GHQ. Inmate writes to fight death row racism against African Americans ._, ..-.___ Live From Death Row BY MICHAEL HEWLETT By Mumia Phi Associate Editor Abu-Jamal . "You will find a blacker world on death row than anywhere else. African- Americans, a mere 11 percent of the national population, compose about 40 percent of the death row population. There, too, you will find this writer." This writer, Mumia Abu-Jamal, a death row inmate, gained international attention this summer when a movement to prevent his excution began. Live from Death Row offers Abu—Jamal's thoughts about racism and political bias in the American judicial system and in society as a whole. He was convicted of the murder of police officer Daniel Faulkner, but many contend that his trial reeked of unfairness. He was scheduled to die by lethal injection on August 17, but was granted a stay of execution to make way for a new trial. This former radio journalist and current Pennsylvania death row inmate has become an international symbol of the injustice he finds inherent in America’s criminal justice system. Celebrities and intellectuals such as Alice Walker, Ed Asner and Whoopi Goldberg have rallied to his cause. Abu—Jamal's case has been taken up by Amnesty International and a host of other countries and he has been declared a political prisoner. The former Black Panther and a supporter of the Move organization in Philadelphia has compiled his thoughts together in a powerful book entitled Live from Death Row. From the beginning of the book, Mumia lets the reader recognize his confined humanity. “Don’t tell me about the valley of the shadow of death. _I live there. In south- central Pennsylvania’s Huntingdon County, a one-hundred—year-old prison stands, its Gothic towers projecting an air of foreboding, evoking a gloomy mood of the Dark Ages. I and some seventy-eight other men spend about twenty-two hours a day in six- by ten-foot cells. The additional two hours may be spent outdoors, in a chain—link-fenced box, ringed by concertina razor wire, under the gaze of gun turrets. "Welcome to Pennsylvania’s death row.” This is the reality into which Mumia Abu-Jamal welcomes his reader. He tells of his daily existence. Mumia describes the abuses he and other prisoners experience. Images of beatings by prison guards and flame-inspired suicide attempts by disillusioned prisoners abound in this book. He lists Supreme Court cases involving death row, indicating the iniquities in the prison system. With clarity and bluntness, Abu-Jamal criticizes the injustices ofthe criminal justice system and ofsociety as a whole. He lives up to his reputation as “the voice of the voiceless.” The essays go from the legal to the personal, from happiness to deep pain and sorrow as this caged man speaks his mind. Certainly, some readers may have trouble sympathizing with a convicted murderer on death row, but Mumia presents a truth and a reality often hidden in the flurry of emotional debate about crime, race and inequality. Whether or not you think he is guilty or innocent, Mumia has a voice that must be heard. In the end, this man on death row writes eloquently and provocatively enough to leave the reader with some deep things to think about after closing the book. Dead something intersting Ilately? feel ilikr: writirg olbouit it’: DI-ease can the IQ/ing-tum I-‘hi office at 4152--41069! OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_004.2.txt The Ring-tum Phi, September 8, 1995 DAVE by David Miller = we've <)ECFETLY R’ ACEO _ DAVE'€ FOUR CUP$ 3 . 1 MORNLNG COFFEE WITH... ‘ @1995 David MiIer.All ‘ eserved, ' '- Dist byTribme inc. ‘ ‘ , ' . COME 0N,DAKLA. \ WAS H0?iN(1 THAT "BLCYCLING" w0uL0 36 AN Acm/ITY we couw EN Jay ‘\’06E‘THEil-’ A I CARTOONS EANS LOW PRICES! S3 i “ _ K .\W ~11‘ ‘ .. ‘V .1” ,'-'°" § " /‘ L E Harris Teeter Large Grade A Eggs __:_doz. PAGE 4 EIIISTGBIBI i I‘ Be ular Or Junior I I ‘t :2‘ .... ' - .1 Harris Teeter E 4* = Homestyle Waffles__u oz. 99¢ 2 HEY, BELLY. HEY, BELLY. ‘=" Si HEY, BELLY BELLY BELLY. i HEY, BELLY BELLY. fig HEY, BELLY BELLY BELLY... g‘: Ring-tum Phi Valle y maowana sronss 5’ Hardware, Paint, and Related Items SPRING BREAK ’96 - SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH & GO FREE!!! Student Travel Services is now hiring campus representatives. Lowest rates to Ca Phi ______________.,_i_____ Open Mon. - Sat. 8:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 - 5 p.m. Jamaica, noun, E. Nelson St., Lexington 463-2186 lC):1t?P§03?g4l§?f§ City Beach‘ 0 Harris Teeter o C- s.§ 0 ‘Q "’ rb Frozen Concentrate 12 oz. Hunter Farms Trul Chocolate 59 E ' M, k 1/2 gaI.1 Harris Teeter‘ Apple Juice ~ S) . Soft Drink Feature PEPSI ~ 2 v . ’ ‘L 64 oz. 24 Pk. _12 Oz. Gang Peps: Or _Dret‘ Pe st 49 7 109‘ i Gra efruit 99 Folge_rs - 2 Liter L, S ecral Roast 199 X * offee 11.5 oz. V ' N b" S k H’ a5'e$7E‘i§s:"‘° we ‘ 99 Bars 7-8 oz. Prices Effective Through Sept. 12, 1995 Prices In This Ad Effective Wednesday, September 6 Through September 12, 1995 in Our _L¢Xi“8t0n Store On|y.We Reserve The Right To Limit Quantities. None Sold To Dealers. We Gladly Accept Federal Food stamps. K OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_005.2.txt The Ring-tum Phi, September 8, 1995 @112 fling-tum lflhi The Student Voice of Washington and Lee Founded September 18, 1897 Change comes from within So there’s another university policy on alcohol. Seems that every time you look, there’s another statement or study or group of doctors saying that W&L students drink too much. Maybe it’s time we listen. Yes, students at every college drink, and sometimes drink excessively. But in drinking, as with everything else about W&L, we’re not like other schools. Studies have shown that we use and abuse alcohol more than other schools do. The administration has updated policies to reflect its concern about this. But why should we curb our drinking? It’s just for fun, to escape the pressures of the school week. It’s harmless. And it is, if all that ever happens is that you drink and laugh and dance and go home. But most of the bad things that happen on this campus occur when people have been drinking. Think of all the injuries, the fights, the property damage, the sexual assaults that have led to everything from broken legs to broken lives. Then think how many of these involved alcohol. 4 Yes, drinking can be fun. It can make you laugh more easily, dance more seductively, and flirt like you never thought you had the guts to. It’s a great time, until you wake up with a stranger in your bed, or in jail, or realize there’s another on your list of old hookups you can’t bear to look in the eye when you pass them on the Hill. These are the kind of things the administration hopes to curb, but they know that policy alone will not change it. The change must come from us. School officials can write policies until their pens run dry, but alcohol abuse will not stop until students realize it’s a problem. Until we get tired of waking up and wondering what we did the night before. Until drunken hookups become more trouble than fun. Until we realize just how close we can come to hurting ourselves or someone else. No one’s preaching prohibition. That would be unrealistic and extreme. But we need to realize that being out of control isn’t fun; it’s unnecessary and dangerous. L God and radio at W&L We here at The Ring-tum Phi believe in divine intervention. Every so often God opens the doors of heaven, steps down through the clouds, and walks among man on earth. ‘ e ‘ If you’ve listened to the radio recently, you can hear his » handiwork. It’s called 104.7 FM and it comes out of Richmond. Whatever you call it (progressive, grunge, , alternative, college rock, buzz music), it rocks. Imagine two years ago turning on the radio in Lexington and hearing the likes of Belly, Silver Chair, Bush, Elastica, Sponge, Better Than Ezra, Tori Amos, and Pearl Jam. The thought, not to mention the possibility, was sheer madness. Let’s face it, _, no one comes to Washington and Lee for the radio market. ‘ So, we masses starved; we subsisted on K92 FM in Roanoke; we agonized with WREL. God saw the injustice, the misery, the hell on earth (well, in Lex anyway). And He came. He conquered the airwaves. Virginians are fond of telling visitors that they live in God’s country. Maybe not, but this is sure where He listens to radio. Quote of the Week “I'm surprised the upperclassmen are so eager to get to know us.” —Bewildered freshman male 3i\6H tcKers? N0! "4 ‘ I'M wkiftvotr To (rgr A P-E. cuss PAGE 5 Flag, language issues threaten unity JOSHUA HESLINGA, ’98 To find a nation splintering into factions, you could look at Bosnia. You could also look at America. While very few would suggest that America will become another Bosnia, it is not alarmist to say that in recent not speech. There is a clear difference between the two, constitutionally and practically. While freedom of expres- sion is a good shorthand for many constitutional rights, no nation can possibly permit absolute freedom of expression. Years ago, former Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter, when asked, “What is America?” an- embodies the ideals and the heritage of a nation. To permit careless desecra- tion of the flag is to tarnish those ideals and the people that fought for them. And to allow an activist judiciary to stymie the will of the people is wrong. One can only hope the Senate follows the House’s action. Congress is also likely to debate another question of national iden- swered, “We are nothing more than the symbols we (6 tity in the near future—the En- glish language. emonies in foreign languages. While no official language law would prevent private citizens from speaking in another language at home or elsewhere, it does require them to deal with the government in English, a strong incentive to learn the language fluently. An official language law does not equal oppression of immigrants or mi- norities as some would claim. Rather, it is about the best way to integrate. these people into American society and equip them to succeed. Bilingualism years, Americans have lost much of our national identity. As a result, we find ourselves currently engaged in a debate over what our national identity is and should be. One flashpoint for this debate re- volves around the American flag. A few years ago, the Supreme Court de- clared desecration of the"fla‘g to be a ' protected form of speech under the First Amendment, invalidating count- cherish. We live byoursymbolsbe- cause a civiliza- tion that does not nurture and cher- ish its symbols is in danger of with- ering away. The ultimate founda- tion of a free ociety is the bind- ...Americans have lost much of our na- tional identity. As a gaged in a debate over what our na- tional identity is and should be. More and more, we find Ameri- cans unable to run rampant, and yet it shows no signs of improv- ing English skills in those for whom too often coddles children (and adults) by allowing them to rely on their pri- mary language rather than encourag- communicate ing them to learn English. When En- result! we Our’ with each other. glish is spoken by over 95 percent of selves current en- Bilingualism has the population, this clearly has a nega- tive effect on the ability of these people to succeed. There are few ties as precious as language to a nation, and few abilities as important as the ability to communi- less state laws in the process. In early July, the House voted to overturn the Court’s decision and prohibit desecra- tion of the American flag by the over- whelming margin of 312 to 120, 22 votes more than needed for the consti- tutional amendment. Opponents of the measure gener- ally cry that proponents are seeking to restrict free speech. This is an intellec- tually dishonest and alarmist debating tactic. Flag desecration is expression, ing tie of cohe- sive sentiment.” As Rep. David Funderburk of North Carolina elo- quently declared, “That is why we honor the flag. It is the tie which binds us together. We remember that tie every time we see it draped on the coffin of a soldier or sailorwho gave his life fight- ing to preserve our freedoms.” A flag is more than just a piece of cloth or a token of a nation. A flag English is a sec- ond language. Pushed by Pat Buchanan and others, chameleon Sen- ate Majority Leader Bob Dole has re- cently declared that English should be . made the official language of the United States. One bill to accomplish this, proposed by Wisconsin Rep. Toby Roth, would end the federal mandate for bilingual education and prohibit bilingual ballots and citizenship cer- cate and be understood. To be fluent in more than one lan- guage is admirable. But spending tax money to subsidize people’s efforts to avoid learning English is counterpro- ductive and wrong. At a time when Americans can find less and less that brings us together as a nation, we must take a stand to ac- tively defend our nation’s symbols and language. Our heritage demands it; our future requires it. @111; ifiittg-tum lfihi Censorship reconsidered: Bob Dole, Time Warner, and ‘gangsta rap’ NICHOLAS L. WADDY, ’96 Bob Dole has become only the latest politician to criticize Hollywood for its practice of wantonly bombarding America’s youth with violent images cially uplifting” in its power to shock its audience into a new appreciation of “reality.” Madonna, for example, in praise of the new movie Kids (again, kiddie-pom for the educated), has said that it effectively communicates “the truth” about adolescent sexuality, even if the truth does hurt. One final argument raised in defense of gangsta rap and related artistic forms is that they represent an outlet for the expression of black rage, by definition justified. There is at least superficial merit in each of the arguments mentioned above. right to vent his frustrations in an artistic form is certainly correct. But there are right and wrong ways of doing so. He can express his indignation and anger in such a manner as to seek a constructive resolution to the issues that concern him, or he can fan the flames of wild hostility in such a manner as to incite both himself and others to violent and antisocial actions. It bears repeating that the latter course, in addition to being imprudent and immoral, is also illegal. In conclusion, we can only say that the time to revisit our national and local policies with respect to Executive Fditnn r.-mg], Bakenpan odenwald and exhortations, as well as a good deal of Of course, the First censorship unquestion- Associate Fditnr Micha¢|H¢w1ejt borderline pornography. Amendment does afford ably has arrived. News Editors Anne Aivom, Christine Gamavish The “kiddie-porn” advertisements half-heartedly substantial protections to C ‘ Bob Dole’s recom- S:(l)lI(:fl1lEIAl:1lge Editor Alex Christensen retracted bfy a major company of late are a familiar pven the most unpopular mendation to Time 5 '07 soniaookwi th‘ f bt ‘ t‘t ' “ .:2::.:::::.::r.':.;..*::..; In short» there can be no Ph°‘°3"'Phy E‘"'°" Betsy Green “Gangsta rap,” of course, is probably a case in protections are limited, guarantee that bombarding there will always be "°"“‘ ‘“"°°"'5‘5 Phil Fhcklnger point, its lyrics are often an incitement to violence especially in the com- money to be made In the young people with images of and indecency. mercialsphere. - marketing of offensive “' Business Manager Robe“ Nels‘) _Notably, it has been gangsta rap’s disrespectful Asfarasthe argument murder! rape! and thefl will materials, so it follows Advemsing Manager Doug Gm“; plttittufile towarg vtviornen (pargculprly) black wqlirteq) alboul: art’s] ability to ln any way contribute to the that there will always be ,- M n. ‘Co .. An. _ a as raise t _eire.o i era s, ut virtua y a s oc peope into new ' ° ° ° ' those willing to profit by Ad::n::,::e;aff mposmon '5' Americans are united in being thoroughly repulsed ways of thinking goes, abolltlon or dlmlnutlon of marketing them. ci,cu1,,i°,,M,,,,agc, by the general tone of this musical form. Killing no doubt this does often any Of these practices (in- Aways, at 1335;, un- comes primarily from advertising and subscription revenues. The Washington and Lee Publications Board elects the executive editor and business manager, but The Ring-tum Phi is otherwise independent. Letters and other submissions must be in the Phi office, room 208 of the University Center, by noon on Tuesday to appear in that week's edition. Letteis, columns, and “My Views" do not reflect the opinions of The Ring-tum Phi Editorial Board. Advenising does not reflect the opinions of'The Ring-rum Phi or its staff. This newspaper observes current court definitions of libel and obscenity. The Ring-tum Phi Post Office Box 899 Lexington, Virginia 24450 Telephone (540)462-4059 Fax (540) 462-4060 the market? One need look no further to answer this question than to the company that is responsible for the most notorious gangsta rap record labels and artists, Time Warner. How does Time Warner defend its market- ing of gangsta rap? First, of course, by appealing to the First Amend- ment. This is the line of argument, not surprisingly, preferred for its simplicity by “artists” like Snoop Doggy Dog: “The constitution says I can say what I want, so if you don’t like it, tough.” (Of course, Mr. Dogg would probably advance his position more colorfully, but this is a family newspaper.) Another line of argument, one beloved in Holly- wood, is that even artistic degeneracy can be “so- a problem necessarily contributes to resolv- ing it. Ourabundanceoftalk shows and psychologists, and our coincident over- abundance of social problems and pathologies, should be enough to show that laying bare an issue in a tactless and direct way is not always a beneficial practice. In short, there can be no guarantee that bombard- ing young people with images of murder, rape, and theft will in anyway contribute to the abolition or dimunition of any of these practices (indeed, irratio- ' nal and crude presentations of deviant behavior can have a decidedly negative impact). Lastly, the idea that the black man has an intrinsic negative impact). s--r,-I--n Williard . . . _ _ _ 4 police officers, raping women, anddismembering take place. . deed, 1,-rat-zonal and crude til our society takes a the innocent~—even in this age of iniquity—are not But it is acunous fea- . de . firmer stand, The Ring-tum Phi is Published Fridays during the undergraduate school year at ma‘S"S“.°f“m Pa5‘i”‘°5' . . . d rb “”° Rf °“' mf‘t’d°'g'e]S.°°i' firesgntatlozs of dl: 0"’ “a‘i°"» in fa°‘> “as W h- d . . . . . . . . _ . 0 1 gangsta rap IS unmitigate ga age, as etyt at we 0 en ieve avlor can ave a, c; a long history of regulat- as mgm an L” Ummsny’ Lmngmn’ v"3'""" F""d'"3 {°' The R”'3 """ H" most Americans would concede, then why is it on that talking openly about y mg and Comromng inde- cent and inciteful forms of speech. Reasonable men have long held that such controls are not in- consistent with the protections afforded by our Bill of Rights. Rappers might suggest that censorship would endanger our status as a free society. But they forget that a free society is not only free; it is also social. That is, a free society is still a community that, by definition, operates within the parameters of a certain set of shared values and standards. Unless we find the courage to defend those stan- dards anew, I fear we are in store for even more troubled times ahead. OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_006.2.txt PAGE 6 Sleeping with the fishes DREAM LAND Richard Weaver It’s been several months since the .tragic death of my betta fish, Betta Theta Pi. With the beginning of the new school year I thought it might be good to start off with a brand new fish. So I wouldn’t get lonely. Inspired by Kevin Costner’s film Waterworld I wanted to create the most intricate, expensive fish environment possible. I set off for Wal-Mart, where I purchased not just any ordinary fish: I got a balu shark (retail price: $8.97). I also bought “Schlitz” a new ship- wreck, as well as a whole bag of blue gravel. No fish would be complete without a supply of ColorBURST fish food. This gourmet fish food comes in multi- colored flakes (which smell suspi- ciously like ground-up dog food). The bottle was covered by a seal with the ‘words “Sealed for YOUR Protection” .on top. That made me feel a lot better. Schlitz’s fancy fish food made me a little bit jealous, so I bought myself some Wurrnz-n-Dirt, a new snack treat consisting of ground-up Oreo cookies (the “Dirt”) containing gummi worms (the “Wumiz”). The label says “The Best Bait You Ever Ate! !” They’re right. This would probably be a good time to discuss how much I like gummi. Gummi is the most artificial food ever created, with the possible exception of Cool Whip. There’s something strangely addictive about this pre- slimed, artificially colored, artificially flavored, worm-molded congealed sugar that you would sell your mother to get more of. Or someone else’s mother. And the Romans said that if you eat it with Dirt, you will become immortal. Getting back to Schlitz, on the way back to my room he playfully tried to bite through his plastic bag. Those baby sharks! After I placed him in his Waterworld he swam at about 80 revo- lutions a minute. I fed him some of his ColorBURST food (so he would have more energy), which he briefly slowed down to snort up. Then Schlitz started shoving around gravel with his nose. Normally people look for docility in a fish, but for my $8.97 I wanted something with personality, notably anger. I brought in friends to watch Schlitz speak around his shipwreck, breaking only forthree or four helpings of ColorBURST. “Are you sure Schlitz is not going to outgrow the tank?” someone asked. Though that would have been cool to see, it was not meant to be. Schlitz’s life was cut short. He had started repeatedly turning upside down for several days. I just thought he was doing tricks for my friends, but soon Schlitz was a floater; he was dead. I stared at his tank for hours; his eyes looked back at me all cold and shark-like. In my grief I briefly thought about using cryogenic technology to preserve Schlitz’s body (Schlitz Ice) until he could be brought back to life in the future. But I pulled myself together and decided it was time for me to make that long, hard walk down the hall to the bathroom. With his limp little body in my hand (don’t worry — it was wrapped in paper towels), I stifled a little tear. After a short eulogy, I dropped him gently into the toilet bowl. With two flushes, Schlitz started spinning around just like he used to. And then he was gone... I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to have another fish after Schlitz’s death. But I do know that the blue gravel from his Waterworld looks like little blue diamonds if you shine a flashlight on them. Also, I do know that ColorBURSTfish food, when sprinkled on your front door, can ward off evil spirits. That stuff really stinks! And I do know that Schlitz’s plastic ship- wreck will make a great multimedia addition to any term papers I do this year on the Spanish Armada. I’ll put Schlitz on the bibliography page. Yes, Schlitz taught me a lot in his short life: appreciate and cherish what you’ve got, and then when it’s gone, flush the toilet and move on. The Ring-tum Phi, September 8, 1995 Parents Weekend Parents Weekend 1995 will take place Oct. 27 and 28. Student leaders whose organizations plan to sponsor special Parents Weekend events which will be open to all parents and students should contact Michelle Richardson, Student Activities Co- ordinator, in the University Center no later than Sept. 29. Poster Policy Notices should not be posted on GENERAL NOTES any part of the Colonnade including Newcomb Hall and Tucker Hall. The Colonnade and Lee Chapel are Na- tional Historic Landmarks. Notices shuld not be posted on the campus walkways. Notices should not be posted on any of the white columns of campus build- ings. Banners and signs forspecial events may hang from the Co-op columns. Notices should not be posted on the Co-op white tables and chairs or on the teak benches on campus. Notices should not be posted on the campus lampposts. The organization that posts the notices is responsible for removing all notices when the event is over. RACASA RACASA, a United Way agency, is seeking volunteers to provide di- rect victim services and community education programs. The 33-hour Volunteer Training Program will be held from Wednesday, Oct. 4 through Saturday, Nov. 18. For more infor- mation, call (540) 463-RAPE. The Ring-tum Phi. It's not just for breakfast anymore. To the editor: Let me welcome those of you who are new to the W&L community and welcome those of you who are returning. I The re-gathering of our community after the summer’s respite is one of the most special and exciting times in the year. LETTERS Seeing again old friends, making new friends, beginning a new academic term with its promise of interesting courses and teachers and its demands as well, athletic contests, and parties too—all these things and many more make the beginning of an academic year a very interesting and hopeful time in our lives. Mimi and I extend our very best wishes for a year that fulfills all your dreams for it, and we look forward to being with as many of you as possible before the year ends. Very sincerely, John W. Elrod President Washington and Lee University \ pagollllo Ladies’ Shoes, Clothing andAccessories 23 N. Main St. Lexington, VA 24450 / Welcome (Back Students Alain-*Ei>nnia 102 W. Washington St. (703)463-5988 \ VISA - BLUE BLAZERS — BASS SHOES - DUCKHEADS - EMBASSY BOXERS - RAY—BAN S - RED WING BOOTS - TUXEDO RENTALS & SALES — W&L BELTS, TIES, DOG COLLARS MASTERCARD 463-5383 SINCE 1963 J STUDENT CHARGE Harb A Bistro 8 am - 3 pm - Monday 9 am - 3 pm - Sunday 8 am - 10 pm - Tuesday - Thursday 8 am - 11 pm - Friday - Saturday 10% off food - with student ID Crab Legs, Shrimp, Trout Wednesday - Spaghetti & Salad All you can eat $4.99 Thursday - Friday - Seafood Nite - Saturday - 8 oz. Prime Rib, 2 Vegs, Salad $8.95 24450 : Welcome Back from FINE ITALIAN CUISINE Students 24 North Main St. 464-5800 Welcome Back Students! e ’ 4 \\ 25 N Main St. \.\ 463-6003 ‘x, \, One of Lexington’s Best Bets! ,7 // ‘\ ,,,, H/' “ \_g_/' / Full Service - Mens/Women Salon ____ , \ -’ if \-. fl " Perms, Color, Highlighting w/ cap or foil “ “~. Bikini, Leg, Facial, & Therapeutic Waxing ‘\_\ Facilas, manicures, Pedicures, Acrylic Nails /1’ \ Paul Mitchell Redken Nexxus Aveda \\ // Walk-ins Welcome /‘ ,_\ I "3 ‘\__/ \ _,/ 19W Your Student Go Hungry Harbs" Point Card The $100 Meal Ticket Redeemable for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner For only $90.00 Nutritious M ufiins & Egg Specialties Fresh Salads & Soups Hearty Sandwiches & Mexican Entrees Candlelight Diners Give Your Student 21 Homecooked Meal With Our Point Card Harbs’ shington St., Lexington, A . 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 24450 3 al- OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_007.2.txt ~:1 K‘ (V. The Ring-tum Phi, September 8, 1995 Miami at New England 1PM Pittsburgh at Houston 1PM Oakland at Washington 1PM N.Y. Giants at Kansas City 1PM Detroit at Minnesota 1PM Carolina at Buffalo 1PM New Orleans at St. Louis 1PM Tampa Bay at Cleveland 1PM Denver at Dallas 4PM Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets 4PM Jacksonville at Cincinnati 4PM Seattle at San Diego 4PM Atlanta at San Francisco 4PM Philadelphia at Arizona 8PM MoNnAv's GAME Green Bay at Chicago 9PM PAGE 7 Defending champion 49ers search for back-to-back titles NFC, from page 8 wideout in Dallas, gives Dilfer a go-to receiver. Hardy Nickerson anchors the defense at linebacker. With the best talent they have had in a long time, the Bucs should go from 5-11 to 6-10 to... 7-9. NFC WEST: San Francisco: You can book this one. Sure, no-name Derek Loville will be running the ball, but it never really matters who the 49ers plug into their system. They still win. It’s not that talent doesn’t count for something. Look up Steve Young and Jerry Rice. The Niners may end up losing comerback Deion Sand- sunken to such depths that even Jim Everett becomes a winner when he leaves town. Chris Miller spent more time last year auditioning for the cast of M *A "‘S*H* then he did throwing passes. If he can keep himself upright for most of the year behind the Rams’ pathetic offensive line, he'll be able to connect with Isaac Bruce, a wideout with some major talent. But no doubt the newly fed-up fans in St. bouis will soon be calling for Miller to hand off to Jerome Bettis and get the heck out of the way. 5-II. Carolina: Don’t be surprised if the expansion Panthers finish ahead of the Rams in their inaugural season. For an expansion team, Carolina really is not that bad. The Panthers have a gritty starting quarterback in Frank Reich and a solid kicker in John Kasay. However, coach Dom Capers’ ball-control attack needs a dependable running back, which isn't in Randy Baldwin's ers, but there are still adequate players around on defense, namely Dana Stubblefield, Ken Norton, Jr., and Merton Hanks. It will be more interesting to see if the Niners can adequately replace the losses of the offensive and defensive co- ordinators from last year, Mike Shanahan and Ray Rhodes. 13-3, division winner. Atlanta: This team used to be fun to watch when Deion Sanders and coach Jeny Glanville were around. Now the Falcons look like just another mediocre franchise playing in a boring dome. At- lanta is now the run-and-shoot offense’s last stand, and it has the talent to effec- tively operate it with quarterback Jeff George, and wide receivers Terance Mathis and Eric Metcalf. Now if they can patch together a pass defense, the Falcons will once again be raising some excite- ment down in Georgia. 8-8. New Orleans: In the past, the Saints were very predictable. Stick it down around the 25-yard line, have Morten Andersen kick a field goal, and watch the Steve Young attempts to lead the 49ers back to the promisedland in '95. resume, at least not yet. Capers built the swarming Steel Trap defense in Pittsburgh, and given a few years, will do similarly in Charlotte. He already has a seasoned veteran leader in linebacker Sam Mills. Carolina will hang around in plenty of games, and a four or five-win season would be a terrific first-yearaccomplishment. 4- 12. In the end, it will boil down to what it has in the NFC for the last three years: a Dallas vs. San Fran- cisco NFC Championship Game. Unless, of course, there is a major upset. That seems unlikely because there are not any other teams near the plateau occupied by the league's top two model organizations. Atlanta and Arizona are too incon- sistent to stay with the Cowboys and 49ers over the course of the season, and Philadelphia has a lot of question marks, as well as a brand-new staff. If there is a challenge, it likely will come from a Central Division team, defense do the rest. Now, those are no longer possible. Andersen departed for the archrival Falcons, and the defense turned as soft as gumbo. So, for the Saints to regain their winning ways, they will need to get another productive season out of the offense, and (gulp) quarterback Jim Everett. 8-8. St. Louis: No matter where they are located, this tough- luck franchise can’t get anything to go right. After serving as bridesmaids for the 49ers in the late ‘80s, the Rams have all of which play well at home. De- troit has Barry Sanders and an offense that can put up some points. Chicago comes to mind with its rock-solid defense. And surely the Niners and Cowboys have found more pleasant places to play in January than a frostbitten, windswept Soldier Field, where the fans are swilling beer and bellowing, "Da Bears!" Coming next week: ‘An analysis of the AFC. Wnte for The Ring-tum Phi Sports Page: If Interested, call Scott at the Phi afflce. 9 GENERALS’ UPCOMING HOME SCHEDULE 9/8 - 9/14 Saturday, 9/9 Water Polo in W&LFall Classic Wednesday, 9/13 Men's soccer vs. Marymount, 4:00 PM Thursday, 9/14 Women's soccer vs. \ Mary Baldwin, 4:30 PM W N N AFC American League East W L PCT East W L PCT GB Miami 1 0 1.000 Boston 76 45 .628 --- New England 1 0 1.000 N.Y. Yankees 61 61 .500 15.5 Buffalo 0 1 .000 Baltimore 57 65 .467 19.5 Indianapolis 0 1 .000 Toronto 51 71 .418 25.5 N.Y. Jets 0 1 .000 Detroit 50 71 .413 26 Central Central Cincinnati 1 0 1.000 Cleveland 84 37 .694 --- Houston 1 0 1.000 Kansas City 62 59 .512 22 Pittsburgh 1 0 1.000 Milwaukee 59 63 .484 25.5 Cleveland 0 1 .000 Chicago W.S. 56 64 .467 27.5 Jacksonville 0 1 .000 Minnesota 46 74 .383 37.5 West West Denver 1 0 1.000 California 68 55 .553 --- Kansas City 1 0 1.000 Seattle 62 60 .508 5.5 Oakland 1 0 1.000 Texas 60 62 .492 7.5 San Diego 0 1 .000 Oakland 59 64 .480 9 Seattle 0 1 .000 NFC National League East ‘w L PCT East w L PCT GB Dallas 1 0 1.000 Atlanta 78 44 .639 --- Washington 1 0 1.000 Philadelphia 62 61 .504 16 Arizona 0 1 .000 Montreal 59 63 .484 18.5 N.Y. Giants 0 1 .000 Florida 55 65 .458 22 Philadelphia 0 1 .000 N.Y. Mets 53 68 .438 24 Central Central Chicago 1 0 1.000 Cincinnati 75 46 .620 --- Tampa Bay 1 0 1.000 Houston 62 60 .508 13.5 Detroit 0 1 .000 Chicago 61 60 .504 14 Green Bay ’ 0 1 .000 Pittsburgh 51 70 .421 24 Minnesota 0 1 .000 St. Louis 50 72 .410 25.5 West West Atlanta 1 0 1.000 Colorado 63 58 .521 --- San Francisco 1 0 1.000 Los Angeles 64 59 .520 --- St. Louis 1 0 1.000 San Diego 60 61 .496 3 Carolina 0 1 .000 San Francisco 58 64 .475 5.5 New Orleans 0 1 .000 WILD CARD RACES: LAST WEEK'S RESULTS AL (HOME TEAM IN CAPS) Kansas City 62 59 .512 --- ATLANTA 23, Carolina 20 (OT) Seattle 62 60 .508 0.5 Cincinnati 24, INDIANAPOLIS 21 (OT) N.Y Yankees 61 61 .500 1.5 Houston 10, JACKSONVILLE 3 Texas 60 62 .492 2.5 NEW ENGLAND 17, Cleveland 14 Milwaukee 59 63 .484 3.5 St. Louis 17, GREEN BAY 14 Oakland I 59 64 .480 4 Tampa Bay 21, PHILADELPHIA 6 Baltimore 57 65 .467 5.5 San Francisco 24, NEW ORLEANS 22 Chicago W.S. 56 64 .467 5.5 PITTSBURGH 23, Detroit 20 MIAMI 52, N.Y. Jets 14 WASHINGTON 27, Arizona 7 NL CHICAGO 31, Minnesota 14 Kansas City 34, SEATTLE -10 Los Angeles ' 64 59 .520 --- OAKLAND 17, San Diego 7 Houston 62 60 .508 1.5 DENVER 22, Buffalo 7 Philadelphia 62 61 .504 2 Dallas 35, N.Y. GIANTS 0 (Mon.) Chicago C. 61 60 .504 2 San Diego 60 61 .496 3 Montreal 59 63 .484 4.5 SUN1)AY's GAMES San Francisco 58 64 .475 5.5 Florida 55 65 .458 7.5_ THURSDAY'S GAMES: NL Atlanta 6, FLORIDA 3 (completion of suspended game) Atlanta at Florida, 2nd game, night San Diego at St. Louis, night AL Seattle at Cleveland, night Chicago W.S. at Texas, night THIS WEEKEND's GAMES: Baltimore at Cleveland, Fri-Sun Boston at N.Y. Yankees, Fri-Sun Detroit at Toronto, Fri-Mon Texas at Milwaukee, Fri-Sun Chicago W.S. at Oakland, Fri-Sun Kansas City at Seattle, Fri-Sun Minnesota at California, Fri-Sun Atlanta at Florida, Fri-Sun San Francisco at Chicago C., Fri-Sun Cincinnati at Colorado, Fri-Sun Houston at Philadelphia, Fri-Sun Los Angeles at Pittsburgh, Fri-Sun San Diego at St. Louis, Fri-Sun N.Y. Mets at Montreal, Fri-Mon J THE PHOENIX September Music 20 South Randolph Street Wednesday Thursday Friday ’ ' 464-5011 Saturday Se t. 6 R G Project Sept. 7 Karaoke Sept. 8 Red Weather Se t. 9 Miller rothers Band Se t. 13 J. Michelle Sept. 14 Karaoke Sept. 15 Alter Ego Sept. 16 Fatty Lumpkin & LARGEST STUDENT TRAVEL PLANNER on East Coast looking for Campus Rep to promote Kodak SPRING BREAK trips “ ” lowest package prices and best incen- tives. Youhandle the sales...we handle the bookkeeping. Cancun, 4 Nassau, Jamaica, S. Padre, Orlando & Key West. EARN BIG $33 AND/OR FREE TRIP(S)...GREAT FOR RE- Lovehogs SUME!!! CALL 1-800-222-4432 , wax: C-xesmxxx xima, QBQQ-E, was Qkssisg 25 S. Jefferson 464-4050 Open 11 a.m. ‘til 7 p.m. Monday - Friday, Saturday 11 a.m. - 5‘ p.m. 4 Bedroom 7/z427¢E2&?’0.4’5 House for Ren 7mm W, 54%,, Rt. 60 E 463-5383 O O O O O O O O ‘O O O O O O O O O /9 S. zmzaaé 51!. 463-2742 tjj OCR::/Vol_095_096/WLURG39_RTP_19950908/WLURG39_RTP_19950908_008.2.txt Last Week: There were no athletic events scheduled as all the W&L sports teams continued to practice. PAGE 8 ‘ er’ Ifi’yo#.:<.>f<'>'1<,i “ are V the-field‘ex’plaits.,:,Geo:ge Steiabrlenner back’ at g V it again in New.,Y’ ,_I_ie?“ " ‘aiiowed’ ’ Darryl fish?” Steuben? td‘§<> it t¢af!I_3iIet1_dy iiifeeted eight,—,time,.druggief A Howe. Qeorgetlieu traded‘ forpitcherDavidCea stagger Rube_n.Si_e'i1'_ ‘ vwatched» as the Y Iééetegenfllt/1ici€c‘3'Ii*I_ . . Mdiedofcancershortiyafiet‘ ‘ jreceiviiighis much-hyped M I on August: 10, as fans _ out -their»-displeasure g by. ‘ petting senate with their capture» the‘T1‘99 ' ' " -Championship; _Cc‘,_irey.;=:-. Yaviri, often laheie8C“th ‘ bes§.p1ay¢zW¢rett‘ _ * Mil-re”: _ McNeeley tiavest g A ‘ who had ‘paid.'rid1cuteus sums to watch the;’fi'glit.,. . were ‘angered when I MeNeeley,’s . ’ trainers" stopped the fight inidwayg . throughi the"fitst‘rouri.d. _ iron Miitestili iooksteugh: j at‘ter,:his jail At‘ “ Considering;;.c'ont_r , versy _foliowsI”I."yson, V around like-:a_n;3g;,_¢r,.the ‘ upcoming yearpromises to offer its reach, excite-.=.,» merit as the summer did. ? S (J11: 'iRt1tg-tum ifllit PORTS I FOOTBALL, SOCCER, WATER POLO, VOLLEYBALL, CROSS COUNTRY Defensive tackle scouted by NFL By Scorr BOOKWALTER , Phi Sports Editor Look out NFL, here comes Robert Hull. Well, maybe not so quick. After all, W&L isn’t known for being an NFL prep factory. Still, there was considerable excitement recently when sev- eral pro scouts showed up at a Generals practice to watch the senior All-American defensive tackle Hull. Head coach Frank Miriello said that scouts mostly from the east coast NFL teams, such as the Washington Redskins, Philadel- phia Eagles, and New York Gi- ants, were present. “It was a routine check,” ex- plained Miriello, who added that the scouts were in the area to inspect players from James Madi- son and VMI as well. “They were aware of him be- cause he was named the preseason Divisionlll Defensive Player of the Year,” Miriello said. Hull was excited over the scouts coming to visit him. “It’s a great honor to be con- sidered,” he said. “Robert is an outstanding foot- ball player,” Miriello added. “He is so intense, has a tremendous work ethic, and loves football.” All-American DT Robert Hull has been scouted by the pros, but is doubtful about trying out soon. However, both Hull and Miriello express doubt that Hull will be trying out for the NFL in the near future. “He doesn’t quite have the size that the scouts are looking for,” cautioned Miriello. “That level is big business.” In the next few years, Hull won’t be playing much football; he will be playing with teeth. “My immediate goal is that I’m looking to get into a dental school,” Hull said. “'I‘hat’s looking pretty opti- mistic,” he added. The senior has been under immense pressure to lead the Gen- erals’ defense in 1995 after fin- ishing the 1994 season with a team-high 106 tackles, seven quarterback sacks, and four forced fumbles. In May, he was selected pre- season Division III Defensive Player of the Year by The Sport- ing News. “It was surprising (to be named), considering we’re not a nationally-ranked team,” re- marked Hull. Miriello feels Hull will have a tremendous impact this fall on not just the defense, but on the entire team. “Robert has the capability of elevating people around him,” the coach mentioned. “He’s finally coming to the realization that he has that impact.” Hull’s quest for another All- American season and to lead the Generals back to the top of the division begins tomorrow, when Washington and Lee visits Emory and Henry. The Wasps stung the Gener- als in last year’s opener at Wilson Field, 23-2. “Our goal as a team is to win the ODAC,” Hull said. “Hope- fully, we can start it off with a win against Emory and Henry.” San Francisco, Dallas lead charge as NFL kicks off season By Scorr BOOKWALTER Phi Sports Editor The advent of a new school year means two things: the beginning of autumn and the start of another NFL football season. The only league without a recent work stoppage, the NFL will attempt to follow up on an exciting 1994 season. Last year, the San Francisco 49ers finally knocked off the Dallas Cowboys in the NFC title game, and went on to destroy the San Diego Chargers in the Super Bowl, 49-26. Despite the loss of halfback Ricky Watters and possibly comerback Deion Sanders, the defending champion 49ers are still the team to beat in 1995. This year also marks the birth of two new teams, the Carolina Panthers and the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Panthers will play in the NFC West (yeah, figure it out), while the Jaguars will compete in the AFC Central. Both teams will hope to have more success than their expansion predecessors, the Tampa Bay Bucs, and the Seattle Seahawks. Tampa Bay and Seattle both joined the league in 1976, and neither have played in a Super Bowl as of yet. In this first of a two-part series, I’ll look at how the NFC stacks up, and take a guess on how each team should finish. much as he likes Jimmy Johnson. The defense, with the likes of Eric Swann, Seth Joyner, and Clyde Simmons, will once again wreak havoc on opponents’ offenses. Rookie wide receiver Frank Sanders could surprise on offense, as well as newly-acquired Rob Moore. Dave Krieg, who has been around long enough to hand off to Red Grange, isn’t exactly the quarterback of Arizona’s future. 8-8, wild card. N.Y. Giants: The Giants were the NFL’s Jekyll-and-Hyde team in 1994. They lost seven straight, then won their last six to finish 9- 7. Coach Dan Reeves has built a reliable defense in his two-year tenure. The offense, without an established receiver, is another story. Herschel Walker and Rodney Hampton do key a potentially strong ground game. Now if quarterback Dave Brown spends more time on the field than he does in the training room this year, expect the Giants to be in the midst of the playoff hunt. 8-8. Washington: It seems the Redskins have turned into football’s version of the New York Mets. Despite the constant infusion of young prospects, the rebuilding program is stuck in neutral. With a capable backup in Gus Frerotte, highly-touted quarterback Heath Shuler is running low on time and chances. Linebacker Ken Harvey was a huge success last year in his first season with the 'Skins, but he'll need some help from his friends. 5-II. NFC CENTRAL: Photo by Mary Butkus, Associated Press The L. A. Rams’ moving van enters St. Louis, where the Rams will make their new home. Their former neighbors, the Raiders, also vacated Los Angeles. Detroit: There is never a favorite in this wacky division. Every year, each team takes turns beating one another, and with the exception of Tampa Bay, usually finishes around .500. Detroit doesn’t look par- ticularly dominant, but it is hard to bet against a gamebreaking runner like Barry Sanders. Wide receiver Herman Moore has turned into one of the NFL’s elite, unlike quarterback Scott Mitchell, who was the NFL’s highest-paid free agent bust of the yearin 1994. 10-6, division winner. - Chicago: Funny, but doesn’t Mike Ditka still coach this team? The Bears’ stifling defense and crank-it—out offense are trade- marks of the Ditka years. Nei- ther Erik Kramer or Steve Walsh are the type of quarterbacks likely to make coach Dave Wannstedt’s Bears do the Super Bowl Shuffle. With the ex- pected defensive dominance, if NFC EAST: Dallas: The Cowboys still reign over this division, although they have slipped a bit with some free agent losses, particularly on defense, as well as the never-ending distractions provided by owner Jerry Jones and coach Barry Switzer. The defense still has an imposing line with the likes of Charles Haley, who once again reneged on his retirement plans, Russell Maryland, and of course, the famous football goat, Leon Lett. With Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, and Michael Irvin still in town on offense, Dallas would have to fall flat for the rest of the division to catch up. Predicted record: I I - 5, division winner. Philadelphia: As usual, Philly’s fortunes rest with quarterback Randall Cunningham. If Randall stays healthy and productive the entire season for a change, the Eagles can soar into the playoffs. Randall will have the benefit of offensive weapons such as Ricky Watters and wide receiver Fred Barnett to help him. The acquisition of Gary Anderson gives the Eagles an excellent kicker. New coach Ray Rhodes will need to establish a solid defense, now that Buddy Ryan took half of it to Arizona, and Eric Allen left for the Saints, in order to bury the memory of last season’s inexplicable collapse, and contend for the playoffs in 1995. 9-7, wild card. Arizona: It is scary to think what Arizona could accomplish if it ever found an offense. Coach Buddy Ryan likes offense about as rookie halfoack Rashaan Salaam does half of what he did at Colorado, the Bears will be in business. 9-7, wild card. Green Bay: Brett Favre should sue for nonsupport. After the quarterback finally began performing consistently, the Packers re- leased superstar wide receiver Sterling Sharpe, and will hinge its running game on...Edgar Bennett. With the loss of Bryce Paup to Buffalo, Reggie White and the rest of his defensive comrades will need to have an outstanding season to keep the Pack afloat. 8-8. Minnesota: During the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, the Vikings perennially underachieved. Now they perennially overachieve. Cris Carter shattered the NFL single-season receptions record with 122 in 1994, and defensive tackle John Randle anchors a potent run defense. Wide receiver David Palmer, a disappointment last year, has blos- somed into a dangerous return man. Quarterback Warren Moon is about 55, and there’s not much of a running game. Still, don’t be shocked if the Vikes find a way to capture the division. They were not favored last season, but still won the Central, anyway. 7-9. Tampa Bay: This could be the year that west Florida has been waiting for. A Super Bowl? No. A playoff appearance? Probably not. No, it could be the Bucs’ first single-digit loss season since 1982. The pieces are in place with potential superstars Errict Rhett and Trent Dilfer. Wide receiver Alvin Harper, who was a big-play up See NFC, page 7 This Week: VOLLKYBAIJ. - Sat. at Christopher Newport, 12 Noon. Msocczn - Sat. at Shenandoah, 3:00 PM Wed. vs. Maryrnuunt, 4:00 PM WSoccm- Sat. and Sun. at Kean Toumnment. Thurs. vs. Mary Baldwin, 4:30 PM Foovnm.i.- Sat. at Emory and Henry, 1:30 PM M, WCnoss COUNTRY - Sat. at Lebanon Valley Invitational WATER Pow - Sat. and Sun. in W&L Fall Classic SEPTEMBER 8, 1995 Soccer returns top six scorers By Scorr BOOKWALTER Phi Sports Editor With eight starters returning, the Washington and Lee men’s soccer team has plenty of cause for excitement over the upcom- ing season. ' W&L captured five games out of six at one point late last year to finish strongly at 7-7-2, a decisive improvement over a 5- 13 log in 1993. The Generals fell in the first round of the ODAC tournament at Randolph-Macon by a count of 4-0. Despite the losses of four seniors to graduation, the fact that six of the leading scorers from 1994 are returning leads to increased expectations. The Generals lost two-time captain midfielder Alan Christensen, midfielder Kevin Hocking, who notched three goals and one assist during his senior season, forward Jud Allen, and back Paul Wright. “We miss them (the graduat- ing seniors),” head coach Rolf Piranian said, “but we’re just as good without them.” Players such as senior Jeb Wofford illustrate that point. The tri—captain Wofford was W&L’s leading scorer last year, racking up seven goals and four assists from his position at midfield. These accomplishments earned him a place on the all- ODAC second team. He will be joined at the midfield spot by fellow senior Chad Dobbins, who has started every contest the last two years. Sophomore Gordon Meeker will key the Generals’ offense up front. Meeker posted an outstand- ing freshman season by scoring four goals and assisting twice. Two of his four goals proved to be game-winners. Senior forward Shag Drewry equaled Meeker’s ‘94 campaign with four goals and two assists of his own. _ _ _ However, due to rehabilitation from knee surgery, W&L will not be able to count on Drewry’s ser- vices for the early part of the season. Senior tri—captain Fernando Bravo will provide leadership at forward, while juniors Dave Com- ing and Bill Gill will be relied on for extra scoring punch. The Generals should be excel- lent defensively, particularly be- cause of the experience of junior Bill Sigler, who will start for the third straight season. Sophomore Michael Germain is also back after an impressive first year in which he started ev- ery game but one in the backfield. Also counted on for contribu- tions on the defensive end are junior Mike Matechak, who starts at marking back this year, sopho- more Colin Connolly, who also played excellently in his first sea- son, and incoming freshman Mikel Parker. Junior tri—captain Anthony Mazzerelli, with 76 saves in 1994, is solid at goalie. A Piranian will emphasize the team concept even more through- out the autumn. “I can’t single out anybody in particular,” he mentioned. ‘‘I just look for a good eleven- man effort each game.” The Generals ‘kick off their season tomorrow with a trip to Shenandoah before returning home on Wednesday afternoon to host Marymount. “I expect two very difficult games,” Piranian commented. “We’d like to come up with the wins, but they would probably be ugly winsbecausewe’re stillcom- ing together.” Despite the increased pressure to improve even more this season with a load of talent returning to the field, Piranian keeps his phi- losophy simple. “We just want to have fun and win some games.” L-