OCR::/Vol_114/WLURG39_RTP_20100920/WLURG39_RTP_20100920_001.2.txt Breaking up with ITS columnist Jarrett Brotzman feels that he and ITS have lost their - ' special connection OPINIONS / page 4 WASHINGTON AND LEE UNIVERSITY ‘ THE RING-TUMPHI. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 Phinding the phishers W&L ’s ITS stafl gives tips on how to avoid e-mail scams By Victoria Taylor STAFF WRITER When you get an e-mail urging you to send in your password or other personal information in order to keep your account from becoming invalidated, do you do it? , ’ Absolutely not, said Jeff Overholtzer, the Direc- tor of Strategic Planning and Communication for the university’s Information Technology Services department. ITS and legitimate organizations will never ask for your password. These e-mails represent typical “phishing” at- tempts. Forget the bait and tackle; this kind of phish- ing is thedeceitful process of attempting to gather crucial information (such as usernames, passwords and credit card numbers) through e-‘mails masquer- ading as valid messages. And these attempts tend to swell at the beginning of the academic year. So what are the consequences of taking the bait? According to Overholtzer, each threat has to be ex- amined individually. When a user gives his pass- word, the phisher can use it to take over his account and in turn use that to send out more spam messages. This could yield disastrous results. If a company like Google or Yahoo, or another university starts to re- ceive dangerous e-mails from a “wlu” account, they could blacklist the university, thus putting up a bar- ricade against all messages from Washington and - Lee. ITS and the other departments have put I25 hours into‘ troubleshooting problems caused by phishing since Jan. I, Overholtzer said. Last year, Overholtzer said between 5 and 10 students reported falling vic- tim to phishing attempts. Post-phish attack clean-up can involve locking the student’s account and isolat- ing the machine from the network. In other words, it is a major inconvenience. There is also the problem of identity theft. A suc— I cessful phisher can access any person’s information stored in an e-mail account, like the user’s social security number and mother’s maiden name. Once a user gives the phisher his password, the phisher might be able to subsequently hack into the same individual’s Facebook account and make use of all of the information stored there. Overholtzer said the university has surveillance tools at multiple levels, antivirus software on all of the campus desktops and more e-mail-specific soft- ware and spam filters to protect users against phish- ing attempts. The software has been intercepting an estimated 800,000 phishing attempts a week for faculty and _staff accounts, he said. Overholtzer es- timates that the number is comparable or greater for student accounts. Education about phishing and other security is- sues is key to preventing problems. “Anyone who asks you to disclose information in an e—mail is probably fraudulent,” Overholtzer said. Phishing can get technical, so ITS has chosen to use metaphors to make the message hit home for students. Among their campaigns was as series of posters that showed a few garden hoses and a snake, asking the viewer to “find the phish.” Misspelled words, run-on sentences and improp- er grammar are red flags (or, in this case, the snakes I among the garden hoses) to look for in that e-mail asking for you to verify your account. Also, be leery of threats that are too good to be true, like money of- fers and messages urging you to act quickly. Check- ing the e-mail address of the original sender can also be helpful, as many phish attempts come from non- edu addresses. Overholtzer urged anyone who has questions re- garding an e-mai|’s authenticity to ask ITS before responding. “No one should be embarrassed about asking ‘is this real?’” he said. Even ITS staff members “have had to look quite closely before we could decide.” iieraistuaentsojriom irs: ‘ ‘ri7r-:vEI§'ri5i 1o ty tithe. fs'e‘nde’ri . 0' , lLEE‘ 7 I iNIVl“.R.\'l'l‘\' degree and to the University of Virginia for law school. When ,- ""3 he was young, he clerked for Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black. Since then, he has com- piled what former student Mark Bradley calls an “astonish- .. ing record.” He has worked with both the judiciary and « bicentennial committees, helped with constitutions . around the world, and cur- - rently teaches law at the ‘ University of Virginia. In his speech, Howard touched on the political ide- ology of the court and how it . has changed over the years, I but he focused most of his . time on the personalities, ' backgrounds and day-to-day f lives of justices. Howard drew a laugh from the audience when he _' told a touching story about f the friendship between Justices Lewis Powell and .Sandra Day O’Connor. - When the pair danced at a ball, Howard said, Powell _‘ told O’Connor, “You know, AUDREY HUMLEKER / staff photographer Constitutionalscholar A.E. Dick Howard addresses a nearly packed Stackhouse Theater Friday afternoon. Howard’s speech dealt more with the with its policymaking. personalities of the Court than “If you ’re ever nominated in front of the mility would go a long way. ” A.E. Dick Howard, law professor judiciary committee, I think a little‘hu- Rockbridge County could ben- efit greatly from the upgrade. In terms of percentage of people connected to broadband Internet, the U.S. lags behind other devel- oped countries. ' W&L has committed to stay- ' ing ahead of the curve techno- logically. “We are among the most advanced when compared to peer schools in terms of speed, breadth of coverage, and secure access,” said Overholtzer. In the future, ITS plans to in- crease the density of wireless ac- cess points, which already num- bers 413, and implement new reporting software to help iden- tify where the greatest Internet needs lie. Coverage of outdoor seating areas between the Colon- nade and library was also named as possible fiiture project. they’ll probably put this on my tombstone: first Supreme Court justice to dance with another Su- preme Court justice.” Howard’s speech was pep- pered with additional amusing" anecdotes. While telling the story of Robert Bork, a potential Su- preme Court justice whose testy confirmation hearings with the judiciary committee led them to reject his nomination, Howard gave his audience some helpful advice. Howard said that Bork’s arrogance was'a factor in the committee’s decision. He ad- vised, “If you’re ever nominated in front of the judiciary commit- ‘tee, I think a little humility would go a long way.” OCR::/Vol_114/WLURG39_RTP_20100920/WLURG39_RTP_20100920_003.2.txt O MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 THE RING-TUM PHI ° 3 opinions Better off dead than co-ecl at W&L Washington and Lee is problem with diversity is now starting to resemble its problem with gender 25 years ago By Michele Farquaharson co LU M NIST One fine day in Charlottes- ville, Virginia, a senior woman at UVA met a first-year law student who just graduated from the esteemed Washington and Lee. Upon their meeting she noticed the bumper sticker on the cooler he is carrying, which reads: “W&L, Better off Dead than Co-Ed.” Now, being the calm, cool, sophisticated woman that she is, she proceeds to stick her finger in the man’s face and berate him with how much of an old-fashioned, fascist, low- down, no-good, son of a. .. well you get the idea. She finished with this comment: “Just wait: one ofthese days you’re going to have a daughter, and all she’s going to want to do is go to your school and you are going to be thrilled!” Little did they know how true that statement was, because hey, here I am, about to gradu- ate from W&L and let me tell you, things have changed since my dad graduated in 1985. Not to give anybody the wrong idea about my dad’s opinions of co-ed education—he could not be happier with my deci- sion to' attend his alma mater, and believes the addition of women have boosted the qual- ity of education at W&L as well as increased its competitive- ness with other elite liberal arts institutions. So my question is, ifa change as big as adding women to W&L can occur with such positive effects, why is it that the biggest criticism of our school is its lack of diversity? Why does W&L seem to be afraid of change? ’ I believe one of the reasons is the strength of tradition on campus. As the Class of 20l4_ has heard over and over again for the past two weeks, W&L is all about history and tradi- tion. From the honor code and the speaking tradition to leav- ing Traveller’s door open and not walking through the center of the main entrance-way of Graham-Lees, the history of this place cannot help but in- fect those on campus to fall in line with the traditions of the past. And as I hope most of you statistics surpass those of cam- puses twice our size and half our caliber? How can you change a place like W&L without losing the traditions that made us all “So why is it that we struggle with diversity; that despite our honor system and behavioral expectations, our sexual assault statistics sur- pass those of campuses twice our size and half our caliber? How can you change a place like W&L without losing the traditions that made us all apply?” would agree that the education you receive from W&L is truly one of the finest. So why is it that we struggle with diversity; that despite our honor system and behavioral expectations, our sexual assault apply? In pursuit of these changes I look to the steps that were taken over twenty years ago when W&L decided to admit women. An honest discussion was had throughout all walks of life on campus addressing what changes;would need to be made in order to meet the desired goal of admitting women. At the time of these discus- sions, my dad was a senior and president of his fraternity. One of the big concerns was the tra- dition of Greek life on campus, and what effects adding women would have. The fraternity presidents agreed that for Greek life to continue on campus the University would have to make a conscious effort to bring in a strong sorority system to create equal opportunities for women to participate in Greek life. While fraternities outnumber so- rorities on campus two-to-one, these efforts resulted in sorority row and six strong chapters of Greek women, who contribute daily to W&L’s tradition of Greek life. I’m not saying these changes " were immediate, or that there was not significant trial and er- ror, but they were made, and they were successful in enrich- ing and diversifying the W&L community while also uphold- ing the traditions of the school. In looking to the future of W&L and the changes I believe need to be made in diversifying the culture on campus, I hope those involved remember to have the necessary, if difficult, discussions that preserve the essential traditions that define Washington & Lee while im- proving upon this great place I call home. Nair For Men and other ramblings T he best ginger pitcher at Washington and Lee shares his opinions on shaving, professional baseball and Southerners By Patrick Smith co LU M N I ST Let me name a few things guys hate: Justin Beiber, the un- flattering athletic shorts every girl on this campus wears and shaving. Imagine ifNair came out with a product for men‘? Let’s face it. Shaving sucks unless you’re Billy Mays, God rest his soul. The product I’m talk- ing about would be located in the shower and used during a shower. Nair for Men would be a fan- tastic smelling lotion one could rub on their face and wash off, resulting in a perfectly clean- shaven face. Aside from apply- ing an extremely acidic mixture to your face, it sounds like a great idea, right? Wrong. Gotcha. Now, since I have your at- tention, let me get to my main point. By the way, that little introduction gimmick was the dumbest shit that I have writ- ten... excluding a certain prob- lem I had back in elementary school that somewhere around 15 percent of all boys go through. It’s not a big deal (“Su- perbad” reference, for anyone who is totally lost). Now for my main point: I’m talking about Major League Baseball here, people. This is the time of year when people like me get really pissed off. The NFL season has started and Major League Baseball has once again taken a back seat. I usually just deal with it, have a four loco and blend in. But this is the final straw. ' Everyone needs to watch MLB baseball right now. The race for the playoffs is in full stride, and what’s happening around the league this season is truly unbelievable. Just two weeks ago, the Phillies took the lead in the National League East for the first time since May. After leading the NL West the entire season, the San Francisco Giants now have a half-game lead over the San Diego Padres, whose home city is named for a whale’s vagina. Not to mention Everyone needs to watch MLB baseball right now. The race for the playoffs is in full stride and whats happening around the league this season is truly unbelievable. / San Fran- cisco ace Tim Lince- cum is back from injury and still has the best changeup in baseball. Oh, and he’s 3-1 in his last K four starts with 32 strikeouts during that span. Now, the main event of base- ball: THE New York Yankees. You may think that I’m just some arrogant Yankees fan, and you would without a doubt be correct. People hate me for my undying love of the Yankees, and I love it. The race for the American League East crown between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Yankees is one of the best to date. Rarely does it happen in baseball when the clear two best teams are in the same division. The Rays travel to New York for a four-game series tonight at 7:05. When you watch this matchup, realize that you are watching the consummate base- ball game. OK, now that I got the mes- . sage across, I feel a bit better and want to tell ajoke. ‘ V J What is the difference be- tween a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairy tale? Northern fairytales begin with, “Once upon a time,” while Southern fairytales begin with, “Y’all _ ain’t gonna believe this shit...” OCR::/Vol_114/WLURG39_RTP_20100920/WLURG39_RTP_20100920_004.2.txt 4 - THE RING—TUM PHI MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 opinions By Stockton Bullitt OPINIONS snrron As a liberal at Washington and Lee, I am ashamed to say that it took me this long to start reading “Game Change.” As a liberal, reading John Heilemann and Mark Halperin’s detailed account of the 2008 election, released this past Jan- uary, is like watching a sport’s team championship DVD. Ev- tastic campaign and had lots of ingenuity and blah, blah, blah. Ultimately, most American vot- ers in 2008 were dissatisfied with Bush and consequently picked the polar opposite for their next president. End of story. That led me to think (actu- ally, needing an article topic However, just because people of authority on subjects profess to know a complicated solution to a problem, it doesn ’t mean that an easier answer isn ’t a better one. ery paragraph reads like a giant pat on the back to Obama, and I couldn’t be happier to accept the compliments. Reading about McCain’s handling of the first debate with Obama made me feel like a Red Sox fan going to You- Tube to see the Dave Robert’s steal one more time; uncover- ing Clinton’s strategy for Iowa made me feel like a Saints fan watching Manning’s face as he threw to Tracy Porter in Super Bowl XLIV. Okay, enough sports analo- gies. Once you get past the championship highlights of Obama’s campaign, the book left me with one major conclu- sion: Obama was going to win from day one. All 464 pages really can be boiled down to “2008 was a change election and Barack Obama represented the most change.” It really could not be more simple. Yes, Obama ran a fan- 24 hours before the deadline led me to think) that there are plenty other major stories and problems in the world that are made to seem much more com- plicated than they really are. ‘ Crazy, right? Okay, there are certainly times when the simplest answer or solution is not the right one. Figuring out health care? I don’t care where you stand on the topic, health care is one freaking complex solution whatever you choose. Registering for classes? There is definitely no easy so- lution to. get everyone into the class they want. Diagramming the various friendship and relationship his- tories of “Jersey Shore?” Defi- nitely complex. I don’t think we’ve invented an algorithm to solve that puppy yet. Still, there are a couple of times when the simple solution is right. Unfortunately, you probably won’t ever find out what that is that simple solution. Making a problem seem complex implies that there are only a set amount of people who can understand the solution. Therefore, it is advantageous for whoever istelling you about the problem—your friends, newscasters, politicians—to complicate the situation so they can provide you with the exclu- sive, complex answer. By giving you an easy and clear answer, these purveyors of information would give up their legitimizing power of ex- clusive knowledge . For example, who "would pay an art professor to give lec- tures on how to just throw col- ors randomly onto something white and make bank? However, just because peo- ple of authority on subjects profess to know a complicated solution to a problem, it doesn’t mean that an easier answer isn’t better. If you think that the complicated jargon you are learning in a class is bullshit, then there’s a chance there’s an easier answer. So instead of spewing more paragraphs of broad generaliza- tions, I thought that I would ap- ply this theory to three problems I ran across over the summer. For these three situations, so called experts on the subject consistently made something simple seem much more multi- faceted than it really was. The first major problem I encountered this year was eye contact. Like many of you in‘ the ADD generation, I tend to let my eyes stray throughout the day. During a lecture or a party, it’s hard to keep from scan- -~——~«——v WASHINGl‘ON AND LEE UNIVERSITY -- —~x§——— E RING—TUM PHI. MANAGING EDITOR NEWS EDITOR OPINIONS EDITOR ARTS & LIFE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR ASST. SPORTS EDITOR COPY EDITORS I CONTRIBUTING WRITERS DESIGN EDITOR ASST. DESIGN EDITOR HEAD PHOTOGRAPHER ASST. 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So why is it when two eyes randomly meet, espe- cially from people of war- ring sexes, there suddenly becomes a flurry of mental commotion? You know what I’m talk- ing about. Everytime eyes randomly lock, there is that inner flutter instinctively es- calating the situation. There are three responses every person has when com- ing into sudden eye contact with a stranger. A) Upon eye contact, an all-out offensive into the peers subconscious be- gins. The pupils are penetrated against their will. The look is accompanied with a supposedly coy smile that either says “I caught you "red-handed” or “There’s an open closet I know of that seems lonely without you and me inside it.” B) When looking eyes, the stranger changes a flat‘ex- pression into one of aghast dis- gust. The recipient is certain that you, the initiator ofthe eye contact, have been staring at this person for the last hour des- perately hoping for him or her to acknowledge your presence. By recoiling, he or she is telling you to take down the shrine you made in your closet from his or her used gum. C) Finally, most of the time when two parties engage in random eye contact, they turn their attention sharply to some- thing else. The best time for this is in the library or at church or synagogue when embarrassed students go from initiating the eye contact to suddenly check- ing the ceiling for bats. By engaging in easily the stupidest human reflex, we all pretend that by turning away quickly, the other party will probably just figure he or she was mistaken in thinking that you made eye contact. Throughout adolescence, I over-complication came when news networks started cover- ing the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Every day, I had to hear about how the magnitude of this spill would rival the ef- fects of Hurricane Katrina and Exxon Valdez. I also got hear, repeatedly, about how BP was so evil that they were replacing CEO Tony Heyward with Jafar. I had to hear about how Obama was screwing this whole mess up and should be impeached for such a gross disregard for jus- tice. " According to the media, this mess was going to have consequences not seen since the movie “Z012.” Jobs would irreparably suffer and the Gulf environment was damaged for- even ‘ But guess what? BP and Obama actually went about it the right way. There weren’t too many grand gestures and sweeping overhauls, but have you heard anything about oil in the Gulflately? The media silence is because instead of detonating a nuclear bomb at the bottom of the gulf, BP took their time covering the leak (they permanently covered the leak yesterday) and weeks later found out that 75 percent of the dangerous light, sweet Instead of focusing on all the various details of how he or she looked at you, or what BP was going to do with the spilled oil—or what the Greenwich Boys and Girls Club had to do with the Miami Heat—just find the answer in the basics. made way too much of these ocular encounters. My friends and I would go into tremendous detail analyzing every little ac- cidental gaze. It wasn’t until I started giv- ing out the B look of feigned disgust that I realized how stu- pid all this was. Instead of reacting so much when we meet someone’s eyes, why don’t wejust acknowledge and continue? 99 percent ofthe time that’s all we want to do anyway. My second problem with crude oil in the gulfhad already completely evaporated. BP’s stock has more than paid the price for the mistake, and life is getting back to nor- mal. Instead of turning into a Katrina or an Exxon Valdez, this spill was more like Ixtoc, Mexico in I979 and the Gulf» War oil spill in 1991. There’s a reason you haven’t heard of these spills. It’s because they had an equally simple solution, and their spilled oil evaporated just as quickly. ‘ My final major problem with Solving problems the easy way Issues in personal and private lives tend to get needlessly over-complicated when it comes to finding the right solution over-complication came during the most important event of the summer: LeBron taking his tal- ents to South Beach. Being an ESPN addict, I scoured the Internet daily to find out LeBron’s possible mo- tives behind playing second fiddle to Dewayne Wade. I spent hours researching the legitimacy of Delonte West’s alleged affair with LeBron’s mom during the playoffs last year I followed Twitter accounts, listened to Stephen A. Smith and used pretty much every other embarrassing method of attaining information on LeB- ron. This turned out to be a huge waste of time. Well, obviously it was because I was reading about a free agent signing in a professional sport, but even in that realm I should have fo- cused on the obvioussolution that was staring me in the face. LeBron ultimately had to choose between living in Chi- cago, Cleveland, New York or Miami for at least the next five years of his life. Keep in mind that he .wouldn’t live in his home city during the summer because he will be busy doing basketball camps around the world. So basically, LeBron had to choose between spending Sep- ’ tember through June in Chi- cago, Cleveland, New York or Miami. Are you serious? What 25 year-old who is getting paid to play a sport is choosing to live in the cold and snow when there is a beach with clubs adja- cent to it? Seriously, who isn’t making the same decision as LeBron there? ~ Instead of focusing on all the various details of how he or she looked at you, or what BP was going to do with the spilled oilflor what the Greenwich Boys and Girls Club had to do with the Miami Heat—just find your answer in the basics. Its really that simple. , HI5P¢fii1IY 'if1T3t}lh°I