Futch interview 19 [Begin Tape 1, Side 2] Futch: They were like men who came not only from different planets but different galaxies. Leyburn was so serious, so intense. Ollie Crenshaw suspected that Leyburn was a Yale atheist, but in this town there was no place for overt atheism, and the only way to plug into the town, to acquire respectability-and I've got to tell you a funny story about this also-was to be either "Presby" or "Episcy," one or the other. And so Leyburn hooked up with the Presbyterian Church upon arriving here, and Dr. Crenshaw was absolutely convinced that a man who had taught sociology at Yale for twenty years was an atheist, and that the sincerity of Leyburn's Presbyterian attachment was completely phony, that there wasn't a single sincere fiber in Leyburn's body, first of all, and in his religious affiliation as well. Not that Ollie Crenshaw was religious. I suspect that he wasn't because of various sarcastic little remarks he made just fleetingly, but I think the Crenshaws may have gone to church once a year, to the Episcy Church, just to put the tiniest pinch of incense on the altar, the tiniest possible pinch of incense. But Leyburn was more assiduous in going to the Presby temple, and Leyburn's only friend, and it must have been a somewhat aloof and rather stuffy friendship, if the word "friendship" fits, was a retired Presbyterian minister who lived in the town and who was pretty icy himself, I gather. These two icebergs would occasionally visit and perhaps have tea or coffee-no, no, not coffee; that's too low class-tea together. It was always a picture that sort of amused me, Leyburn and the Reverend So-and-so, lived here in the town, these two cold, cold, cold fish. Thinking that they were friends was sort of strange, because Leyburn, it's hard to imagine Leyburn-Leyburn, actually, I think, was probably a space alien, and the idea of his being friends with any earthling, any mortal on this planet, is an impossibility. 20 I'll admit my view of Leyburn is greatly colored by one lunch conversation after another, day after day and year after year, with Dr. Crenshaw, for whom hatred of Leyburn was oxygen. And I will say I've never heard or seen anything in Leyburn that contradicts what Dr. Crenshaw said. Everything he said was consistent with what I could observe and pick up from other people. I don't know that Leyburn was an evil man. I think he was just devoid of emotions and the psychological structure of an earthling, I mean, earth-born inhabitant. So a lot of Ollie Crenshaw's conversation was about this arch, archenemy of his. Obviously you can't put this in the book, because that would not be consistent with a pleasant portrait of the school. Warren: No, but it's very interesting to know that dynamic. Futch: Yeah. I think it is interesting for you, the writer, I assume the chief or the only writer of the book, for you to know this, that these two men who were born very close together, one in '02-Leyburn was born in '02 and Ollie Crenshaw in '04, so they were closely-what's the word-contemporary and coeval. I guess an old person and a newborn baby can be coeval. They're living briefly in the same time. But at any rate, these two guys hated each other. Warren: That's interesting that you're bringing up this theme of people being in the same place at the same time, because one of the things-I'm going to jump here. Futch: Yeah. Go ahead. Warren: Two of the interviews that I've done recently were with people who attended Washington and Lee in the years 1969 to '74, so they were both here at the same time. One of them led the traditional Washington and Lee life, and the other one got involved in the alternative life style that was here at that time. Futch: Doug Harwood would be such a one, for example. Warren: Well, that's not who I'm talking about, but, yes, he would be. Futch: He was very alternative. Warren: He would. He still is. 21 Warren: He was highly alternative. Warren: He still is. Futch: And still is. Yes. Warren: It was fascinating to me, because it was like these two people were talking about entirely different places, and yet they were talking about the same place at the same time. I'm fascinated by that time period here, because I think it's an extraordinary time here, and I mean that in the sense of it being extra-ordinary. It was not a normal time, and yet- Futch: Oh, that's right. Warren: -it was a very dramatic and historical time. And you were here. Futch: Oh, yes. Warren: What was your experience, especially of what went on here in May of 1970? Futch: Oh, yeah. Well, I can say something about that. My feeling was that a surface minority of the students, a small number, wanted to reenact what they saw on TV at other campuses. I think very few, if any, were genuine radicals. The faculty, on the other hand, included a few such as Mario Pellicciaro. Excuse me. Mario is still here. This is a man who left after about three years. And you may have heard-what was his name? Henry Sloss, S-L-0-S-S. Have you heard about him? Warren: Just people who were here then have mentioned his name. Futch: Okay. He was in the English Department, and you can easily check this out in the catalog, circa 1968, 1972 perhaps, a rather short time. But he, I think, took the whole radical peacenik thing very seriously, hated traditionalism in every form, as Professor Boatwright did, although the Boatwright story is one I knew a great deal better, if only because he was here a long time, and Sloss was here very briefly. But those two men, I think, wanted to see every tradition in capitalism, sexual relationships, every single tradition of society ripped up and reshaped in a Utopian 22 way. I am told that Henry's-I, of course, have no personal knowledge of this-that Henry Sloss' leaving the faculty was a matter of departmental trauma in the early '70s and that the reverberations of his departure affected his department for many, many years, personal relations within the department. But the extraordinary radicalism of Henry Sloss was probably the most significant influence on the campus in May of 1970. He had been here a very short time then, and he was destined to remain a very short time after that period. But there was no student radicalism to speak of, quantitatively, and it was significant that one of the rumors of Kent-Cambodia week, which I guess-ten days, the first ten days of May of 1970-I've always thought it was significant that the most interesting rumor was that radicals from UVA, which would have sounded like a contradiction in terms a couple years earlier, but it's a bigger school, so there were probably more, maybe not in percentages, but there were probably more radicals in absolute terms at UVA than here, that they were going to come down to W&L and vandalize the property, Lee Chapel and other places here, to let Richard Nixon and whoever-Melvin Laird, I guess, was Secretary of Defense and John Mitchell the Attorney General, these hate objects of the radicals of that day, let them know how mad the students were, and to my knowledge, no UVA radical has ever set foot in Lexington. But it was as though the rumormongers in May 1970 here were saying there aren't enough radicals here to accomplish anything, and therefore this network of peaceniks with, presumably, a foothold at UVA would send somebody here to stir up the pot at W&L in the absence of indigenous radicals at W&L. And, of course, no property was vandalized at W&L. I don't recall whether any was at UVA or not. But the radical impulse was extremely weak overall, though there may have been one or two virulent characters, and certainly Henry Sloss was probably a mental case. 23 For one thing, Henry Sloss and his wife both came from rich families, and so they had no reason to worry about job security, for example. If he made his colleagues or made the administration angry, it didn't matter, because they were both rolling in money, and what happened was that when Henry Sloss lost his job a few years later, he and his wife moved to Italy and bought a villa or some sort of house in Tuscany and lived sort of like Victorian English people who had so-called private incomes in 1850 living in Italy. So I guess it's easy and fun to play-act at radicalism if one has two big financial cushions to fall back on, his family and her family. At any rate, the decision-one of the decisions-I guess the only memorable decision made was in May of 1970. There were two faculty meetings held in Reid Hall, which was not the usual place for faculty meetings. I don't know why a different building was used, but there were two nighttime faculty meetings held in addition to the regular monthly one in May of '70 to deal with the supposed explosive mood of the students, and the decision that came out of all this was that any student who was in a moral tizzy about the invasion of Cambodia and the shooting by the National Guardsmen at Kent State, any student who was emotionally or morally furious about this-Italians have a word, sconvolto, meaning overturned or turned upside down-about this could postpone the final exams, which were coming up, of course, at the end of May, could postpone the exams until no later than September the 30th, could take them any time at the beginning of the next academic year, which, when you look back on it, was not a very wise idea because people forget things, students forget material that they were supposed to have learned in one semester, they forget the material by the end of the summer vacation, all the beach fun and games. So this academically was not a very wise idea, and I don't know how many or how few students accepted this arrangement, but some did, and during final exam 24 period left town, and a number of very conservative students, very conservative students told me that instead of taking final exams, they were going to leave and take the final exams in September. And I said, "Well, you're free to do that according to the faculty decision, but it seems academically unwise." I said, "So if you're leaving town, where are you going?" They said, "Oh, Virginia Beach." And I said, "Virginia Beach? You're not going protest the war at Virginia beach, are you?" He said, "No. We're going to enjoy the swimming and drink beer and look for girls at Virginia Beach." And so their postponing the exams had nothing so do with war protesting or moral indignation against anything. They just wanted to hit the beach a few days earlier than they otherwise would have, maybe a week earlier. So the radical impulse here was very weak overall, but Henry Sloss and a very tiny handful of students-there was a boy named Jeffrey Gingold, G-I-N-G-0-L- D, whose name you'll find, I'm sure, in the alumni roster and I'm told is still living out in the Pacific Northwest. So he was sort of a radical wannabe and play-acted at revolution, and Henry Sloss was play-acting or maybe more. Maybe he was a rebel, I don't know. But there was this one nutty student and one nutty professor and, I think, very few others. Warren: One person I interviewed from that time period sent me an amazing making body of material that was published at that time on mimeograph machines, it looks like. Futch: Oh, that may well be. Warren: And there were probably 300 pieces of paper. Futch: But a very small handful of people can do that. 25 Warren: Well, yeah, but they were all published within ten or twelve days. I don't know that that happened at other campuses. I was just impressed. It seemed like a lot was put out. Futch: I would imagine. Now, the stuff may have disappeared that was at Columbia and Kent State and Berkeley, but I'm sure that if we had kids using a mimeograph machine, that a lot of campuses must have had it, because this campus was one of the least fiery, or what would you say-hysterical-at the time. So I would think that maybe five or six students in the space of ten to twelve days could grind out news releases. Warren: Did you attend that faculty meeting? Futch: Oh, yes. There were, I believe, two extra faculty meetings in addition to the normal one. The regularly scheduled faculty meeting is the first Monday of a month, so that maybe that was May 3rd. I'm sorry, I don't have a calendar here. So that was May 3rd. Then there was another one set on May the 7th and then another one on May the 10th. Warren: And what was the mood in those meetings? Futch: I would say surprisingly calm. The conversation didn't drag. I didn't say anything. Of course, I'd known for all these years that a conservative's opinions would be discounted instantly. So I have never spoken at a faculty meeting in twenty-in what-thirty-four years now. But I had the feeling that everybody- what am I trying to say? Every minute of the faculty meeting was taken up with contributions, but, I mean, there was never a time when the president said, "Do we have any other comments? Does anybody else want to say anything?" Somebody's hand was always up, but it seemed to me that the mood was not hysterical. It was polite, and I guess some people spoke with a certain intensity. It was not like the French Revolution. Those demented assemblies of the French Revolution were quite volatile. It wasn't like that. 26 Warren: Was your sense that the faculty was more or less or equally radical, than the students? Was it just one or two members of the faculty? Futch: I think very few faculty members were radical. There was a man who is now still living, in his nineties, who was probably an outgoing department head at the time, who had sort of a fixation on the Russian Revolution. He remembered the Russian Revolution. If he's in his nineties now, of course, he remembers the Russian Revolution as a teenager, and he never fell out of love with the Bolshevik Revolution of November 1917. Students told me that he wanted the American students to create sort of a hammer-and-sickle revolution in this country, but he's so much older. I mean, he lived in Paris in the 1920s and used to see Gertrude Stein and Hemingway and Scott Fitzgerald walking the streets of the Latin Quarter. So he was a faculty member at the time, though on the verge of retirement, I think, and was sort of an armchair radical screwball. And then Henry Sloss, this very young man, probably in his-I think not over thirty at the time, probably, who was a radical. But I think most of the professors were sort of worshippers of FDR and JFK, and so that meant that they were armchair liberals and theoretical leftists, but they weren't one to go out on the barricades at all. So it was a faculty whose radicalism was limited to cocktail parties, praise of LBJ's legislation, that sort of thing. Warren: You touched on this a little bit with Richard, but I'd like to pursue what I think is just a really interesting dichotomy that goes on at this school, that the faculty seems to be liberal and the student body is so conservative. Futch: Oh, yeah. There's no doubt of that. Warren: How does that work? Why does it work so well here? Futch: Because people are polite. If the student body came, or if the faculty maybe came from a different socioeconomic background, there might be rudeness and shouts and insults, but I think that, whether by design or by happenstance, so many of the people come from similar backgrounds that politeness is a virtue that has 27 been respected here for a very long time, and I think maybe some of the people who come here from more humble backgrounds quickly realize that politeness is a cardinal-maybe the cardinal-virtue here, and they quickly get with the program. Rudeness and confrontation-confrontationalism-does that word exist? Rudeness and confrontations are not part of the picture here, and so that's how it gets along. The political differences are extremely deep between left-wing faculty, who are the majority, of course, and the right-wing students, who are the majority. Warren: When you arrived in 1962, the faculty was liberal then? Futch: Yes, oh, yes. Now, of course, you understand that in 1962 the definition of liberal was very different, because the Kennedys were just taking hold at that time. And so leftism in 1962 was defined as Roosevelt, Truman, Adlai Stevenson, and JFK. We look back on JFK as being a conservative in some ways because of his tax reduction and his confronting the Soviets, his risking war in Cuba over the missiles. So now, thirty-some years later, JFK looks conservative, but he was regarded as a big liberal at that time. So that was what liberalism was at the time. Warren: And at that time he was embraced by the faculty, but not the student body? Futch: Oh, that's right. And I'll tell you another story in a moment along this very line, so remind me. The students hated JFK because he was perceived-the Democrats were perceived as liberals at that time. The faculty, of course, bought into the New York Times-Arthur Schlesinger cult of worshipping JFK even before he was assassinated. They liked the idea of Camelot and this young couple, handsome Jack and lovely Jackie, who incarnated the hopes of a new generation. Remember he used the metaphor in his inaugural speech about passing the torch. The old tired, bald-headed, white-fringed, white-haired Eisenhower generation was tottering off into decrepitude, and the young, vigorous, World War II generation of JFK were coming on, and the faculty just ate that up. I very quickly realized that I had better not say a word about politics at these many faculty cocktail parties when I arrived 28 here, and, of course, kept very quiet and entered eagerly into conversations that had to do with Lexington and W&L and kept very quiet when the Kennedys or, later, LBJ came into the conversation. So the faculty was very politicized and liberal, according to the definition of liberal in the early '60s. Warren: One of the first people I interviewed was Charley McDowell. Futch: Oh, a big liberal. Warren: Yeah. And I got the impression from him that his parents were considered really radical back in the '30s. Futch: Especially his father. Warren: So somewhere in there the faculty changed. Futch: Well, yeah. I would imagine the faculty did change in the'40s and '50s, but, see, I wasn't here in the '40s and '50s. The only access that I have to the change in the faculty is what Ollinger Crenshaw told me at lunch, because we had lunch four days out of five. Warren: So would Ollie Crenshaw have been a liberal? Futch: No. Not at all. Now you have just hit on an interesting point, and again, I don't know whether you can put this in the book. Ollie was an old Harry Byrd Democrat. You know the history of Virginia politics. Warren: Yes. Futch: So Harry Byrd, Sr., was an extremely important figure in the political life of the'40s, '50s, and '60s. But, of course, by the '60s, by the time I arrived, Harry Byrd, Sr., was elderly. He had a stroke about 1964, '65, and his son, who was equally conservative, took over that seat. But the son did not have a forceful personality, and the Voting Rights Act of '65 prevented the son from taking hold of the state of Virginia in the same way that the father had done. Now, this is not irrelevant to the Lexington-faculty scene. Harry Byrd's position, of course, depended on white supremacy in Virginia, and that was a major part, along with not showing up any 29 state debt. Those were major components of the Democratic ascendancy in Virginia as it was understood in the '40s, '50s, and the early '60s. But there was another element in the Virginia Democratic party that never took hold in those days, but W&L for some reason was very attached to this, and it was called the Francis P. Miller-Francis the male spelling, masculine spelling, F-R- A-N-C-I-S. Francis Pickens Miller was an alumnus of about 1910 or 1920, who was an advocate of racial equality and, of course, was a deadly enemy of Harry Byrd, Sr., the senator, who was senator for many, many, many years. And Francis Miller ran against the Byrd machine for-and we'll get back to Ollie Crenshaw. I haven't forgotten your question. The Francis Miller faction of the party, they couldn't defeat Harry Byrd, but they administered pinpricks for a senatorial election here, a gubernatorial election there. The cream of Lexington society was hooked up, for some reason, with the Francis P. Miller liberal brand of, at that time, unsuccessful intraparty rivalry with Harry Byrd. And so if one wanted to go to Lexington cocktail parties with the Penicks and the Paxtons, one would, of course, supposedly be on the Francis P. Miller and the anti-Harry Byrd wavelength. Ollie Crenshaw, however, did want to go to cocktail parties, but he did not in any way sympathize with that faction at all. He was absolutely a conservative, an old-line Southern Democrat conservative of a very old vintage. But if he had said that at the cocktail parties, the invitations would have dried up. So this is what I meant by saying that he was a master of diplomacy and euphemism and circumlocutions and elliptical speech. And so it must have been an amazing performance for decades for him to be accepted as a Lexington Democrat while he was, deep down, a conservative Harry Byrd Democrat during all of those years. And that was done by talking about old Miss So-and-so, who said the funniest thing back in 1918, and on and on like that. And so Ollie Crenshaw was an ardent conservative. 30 Leyburn, for example was a great apostle of racial liberalism in the '40s and 'SOs, and Ollie very discreetly made-if he were living, I wouldn't be telling you this, and I trust this won't be in the book at all, but he was not sympathetic to that stance. And so just for a record that may be unsealed a hundred years from now, that was one of the problems between Ollie and Leyburn, and I doubt if they ever discussed it, because, as I say, Ollie Crenshaw was not into confrontations and quarrels and arguments. But at these lunches with me he made it clear, though in a rather oblique way, nonetheless clear that he disliked everything about Leyburn, everything. If you had asked him to say something good about Leyburn, he would say, "Well, he dresses nicely." That would have been it. "The white hair is becoming," perhaps. So Ollie Crenshaw was a-it's no wonder he taught U.S. diplomatic history in the courses, because he himself was an extremely skillful diplomat, and, of course, he continued with the cocktail circuit 'til the week he died. His son is still living. That's another reason I don't want anything said or printed. Warren: I understand. Futch: And his son is not old either. His son was born when Ollie was no kid. Warren: I hope that this book will be inclusive but discreet. Futch: Yes. Discretion is extremely important. I emphasize that I'm a great fan of Ollie. He treated me like a son. It was as though I had two fathers, the one in Baltimore and the one here. And I knew him for seven-no, for eight years, because I first met him in April of '62 during an interview, and he lived until March of '70. So for one month less than eight years, I knew him very well, and he opened up increasingly to me as the years passed. Warren: Let's stay with speaking of academic things. Richard said I should ask you about- Futch: A very nice boy. Warren: -the H train. 31 Futch: The H train? Warren: The H train. The history train? That that's apparently a term that the students use. Futch: Not around me. Warren: That you can take the H train around the world by taking different courses about different kinds of history. Futch: They never- Warren: All right. Well, then I won't expect you to tell me about that. Futch: Oh, no. The students are very-something like that makes me think that they are more discreet than I realize. Warren: No, I don't think it's anything critical, not remotely. Futch: Oh, I thought this was something negative. Warren: No, no, no. Oh, no. Futch: Oh, well, good. If it's favorable, I'm happy. Warren: Oh, no, no. You could take the H train and see the world through- Futch: And see the world? Warren: -through your history courses. Futch: Oh, well, good. Well, that's fine. Warren: I think that's he was saying. Futch: I'm glad to hear that, but it's a brand-new term to me. Warren: That's one of the interesting things, speaking to someone as young as Richard. He thinks that the way it's been for the last four years is the way it's always been. Futch: Oh, no. Well, yeah. You and I know different. He's a nice kid. He's extremely smart and pleasant. He's a sphinx, though. You never know what he's thinking. He has a deadpan way about him. Warren: He does. 32 Futch: And I sometimes look at him and wonder what's going on behind that face, behind the mask. Warren: I think it's his journalism background. He keeps that blank look. Futch: Maybe is something that they are trained or that they learn to pick up. Warren: I think so. Futch: But I'm very fond of him. He's always been very polite and nice, easy to talk to for me. Warren: I think so, too. So how about this great legacy of students that you have taught through the years? Have you kept up with people? Futch: Oh, with many, many of them, yes, going back into the '60s, very much so. Warren: Tell me about that. How do you keep up with them? Futch: Correspondence on a manual typewriter. I couldn't begin to deal with a computer. I would probably have to be institutionalized if I were put in a room with a computer. So I have a whole bunch of manual typewriters, which, by the way, are still being manufactured, I'm told from missionaries who go to jungles, and they can't plug a manual typewriter into a palm tree. So that's how I keep up with them. I'm not a telephone buff at all, because it's very time-consuming. I've found that very few people will talk for ten or fifteen minutes and hang up. So my telephone contact with alumni is extremely rare, but I'm very glad to write letters and love getting letters from alumni. And that's how it's done. It's a very 1930s' way to keep up with people. Warren: Well, it's nice to know. You know, I often worry that those personal records, there just aren't going to be many of them from this time period because we're all doing e-mail and telephone. Futch: Well, I don't doe-Mail. And I will say that I keep the letters of all of the wittiest students or alumni-alumni, I should say. So that is going to be quite something, if I leave those letters behind. 33 Warren: Well, I certainly hope you will. Futch: I don't have any plan to destroy them, but certainly I would have to be six feet under before a lot of them are read, but, yeah, I have a great number of personal letters, and I'm making an effort now as I go through the debris that I live in. I always call my house the harbor bottom. I'm trying to put them all in one place, and I have some big stacks of correspondence, and I guess I will make these letters available to somebody, but I do not have any intention to burn them, as when Queen Victoria died, one of her daughters, Anticordia [phonetic], spent ten years burning papers. I guess the most interesting things are the ones that got burned. A huge lot is left, but they burned goodness knows what for ten years. Princess Beatrice and Lord Isher [phonetic] did the burning. Warren: They weren't historians, obviously. Futch: They were not. So I don't have any plan at all to do that, but I do keep up with the-getting back to your question-with considerable numbers of students, those who write letters. There are those who are not fond of writing letters. There are some with whom I've fallen out of touch because they are strictly electronic young men, and I'm absolutely terrified by anything having to do with electronics, and I tell people that, for me, technology is whatever existed in 1940, and, thank heaven, manual typewriters did. The technology of my elementary school days will be quite sufficient. Warren: So what else do you want to talk about? What haven't we talked about? Futch: Oh, what haven't we talked about? Warren: We talked about a lot of interesting things before we turned the tape recorder on. Futch: Yes, indeed. Indeed we did. I wondered if there was anybody I want to put you in touch with. In fact, I am going to contact a few people and say, "Would you be 34 willing to talk to Mame Warren about So-and-so, either on tape or otherwise, perhaps?" Warren: That would be wonderful. Futch: I will be glad to do that. Photographs. I will rack my brain to come up with somebody who might have pictures. Now, there's a professor who may or may not be mentally able to help you now. He graduated in 1923, taught math here, living here in the town, incidentally. He taught here, I guess, from the '20s until he retired. He was born, when? 1900, I guess. Winter Roysten. Do you know that name? Warren: I've heard the name. Do you know what kind of condition he's in? Futch: I do not know, but I'm sure you can find out from the Math Department. He lives on the street next to my street. I think it's called Edmondson Avenue, here in Lexington. R-0-Y-S-T-O-N-, or T-E-N, I forget. He and his wife live in a house that I sometimes drive by, and they are in their nineties now. Of course, I don't know whether he was born in 1900, 1901, 1902, 1903, but he graduated in '23. He might have some photos, possibly. A very, very nice man, and he and his wife were driving their car around until even their late eighties, and I assume they're still living in that house. I'm sure that the senior-level math teachers could tell you whether either one of the Roystens is in a position to talk about the 1920s with you. Warren: I sure would like to find somebody who can talk about that. I'd like to find out about bathtub gin around here. Futch: Oh, well, Ollie Crenshaw told a story about the bathtub gin. He said that if a student would stand on the corner of Main and Washington Streets, where Grand Piano now is, that, as he put it, a black young man would-and sort of, if one stood there and sort of gazed around at the sky, a black young man would figure out what the W&L student wanted and would appear within a few minutes and say, "Anything I can do for you today?" And you'd say, "Well, yeah. I sure would like to have a gallon of this or that." And he'd say, "Well, if you want to go in the 35 drugstore and have a soda, I'll be back in about half an hour," and you would make the arrangement right there on the street corner. Now, whether the delivery was made on the street corner, who knows? I suppose very few blacks had automobiles in the 1920s, so it must have been within walking distance. But he said that bathtub gin was very-well, I don't know that Ollie Crenshaw ever used a word like "bathtub gin," but he would have said illegal products were easily gotten in the 1920s. He also told me another funny story that you might want to have. Are we still on tape here? Warren: Yes. Futch: He laughed and laughed over the fact that the president of the university in the 1920s unwittingly perjured himself before a congressional committee, because a committee of the House or the Senate held hearings on the effectiveness of Prohibition, and that President Henry Louis Smith of W&L was an ardent prohibitionist, believed in it very sincerely, and went up to Capitol Hill to testify before such and such a committee that Prohibition was working fine. He said, "I am the president of a school for young men, and I can personally assure you that Prohibition is absolutely successful in Lexington and on our campus." Ollie Crenshaw said that it was like a sieve, and that getting booze was the easiest thing in the world, and the president lived, as faculty members usually do live, unaware of how the students are living, that the president was just oblivious-or as they say today, clueless-and assured under oath to senators or representatives that Prohibition was completely successful here in Lexington, and it was anything but. So that is an Ollie Crenshaw story that he told with great peals of laughter. He was anything but a Prohibitionist. I've always said that Ollie Crenshaw looked like the type who ought to be sitting in a white suit on the verandah of a white- 36 columned mansion with a mint julep in one hand, or maybe in both hands. He enjoyed the product of fermentation very much. Warren: I don't have any pictures of Crenshaw. I would love to have a photograph. Futch: I'm sure in any Calyx you ought to be able to find one. Warren: Right, but I'm talking about that kind of picture of him sitting back with a mint julep. Futch: Oh, no. No, I'm sure there are no pictures of him. I thought you meant just any photo. No. I wish he had posed for that, but I think he took the university and the professorship so seriously that he would never have posed humorously for such a picture. No. I misunderstood your point. What else? Mr. [Earl Stansbury] Mattingly, the treasurer. There was another enemy of Ollie Crenshaw. Do you want to hear about Mr. Mattingly? Warren: Well, sure. We're just about at the end of the tape. Futch: Well, you want to meet another day? Warren: We can continue on. Futch: You have another tape? Warren: Do I have another tape? Futch: Yeah. Yeah. I should have known. Warren: Of course, I have another tape. Futch: Yeah. Well, by all means. Warren: All right. I'm going to put in a new tape. 56